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Bitch, Please.

My evil is shimmery.

About Me



I probably don't like you.

and if I don't, you'll know.

You DEFINITELY don't impress me.

If you've met me, you probably thought I was a bitch.

I see you, I'm just avoiding you.

I hate small talk.

I don't talk about the weather.

and I don't talk about Metallica.

pleased to meet you. good luck. a

My Interests

I guess you would have to hang out with me to find out. I like photography, music, I love to read just as much as like to drink, and I do both plenty. Cooking, irish people, middle-east politics, arguing...etc.

I'd like to meet:

MODELS that's about it. and people who want to pay me to take their pictures.DO NOT ADD ME UNLESS YOU KNOW ME OR HAVE SOME KIND OF INTEREST IN COMMISIONING ME.and anyone that likes to go to shows. no scene kids.
Can You Dig It? Finally doing something new See some of my photos here

Music:

Not gonna go too deep but: The Classics: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Bad Company, THE BEATLES, Bob Dylan, Some Sabbath (partic. Iron Man) Anything nineties: Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam (the old stuff) NIRVANA and HOLE. Green Day (old stuff) Offspring (old Stuff) Weezer (just Blue), No Doubt, Save Ferris, Sublime, Reel Big Fish , and I'll always have a place in my heart for Alanis. Dead Kennedies, Exploited, BAD RELIGION IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, NOFX, Anti-Flag, Rancid, The Clash, FLOGGING MOLLY!!! The Smiths and Suicidal Tendencies, Misc: Elliot Smith, Neil Young, SNOOP and DRE, Brian Setzer, Duke Ellington, and I know there's more. I'm a sucker for romantic oldies like "Why do fools fall in love" "brown-eyed girl" "for your love" and others

Movies:

WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Apocalypse Now, and I really don't feel like thinking anymore.

Television:

Don't watch it. But boy do I love America's Funniest Home Videos. (with Bob Saggett) - (sp?)

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palaniuk and there isn't any room to fit all the books I love. Lonesome Dove (and I've actually read it), "The Metamorphosis" because everyone has an existential cockroach in their life, Visible Amazement, The Bell Jar, and a lot of other honors high school and college books that I read on my own because I'm an under-achiever.

Heroes:

Any and all mentioned in the Darwin Awards. Thank you for making my life easier.

My Blog

as we rolled through the canyons, through the devilish cold....

      UUHHH DEEHHRRRR. Rollin down the hill both of them pretty much charging life right here.     long live beatty. and long live everything in nevada bein...
Posted by Bitch, Please. on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST

cheap places to take a pretty girl in L.A. (wink wink nudge nudge)

the santa monica pier is violently windy this time of year. (if you're into that sort of thing) griffith park observatory is open again but requires reservations. (apparently you can't just follow the...
Posted by Bitch, Please. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST

fuck you

yeah, I mean you.
Posted by Bitch, Please. on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

Germany and the Jewish Question

apparently in Germany, "reparations" doesn't mean that I get free shots at the bars. I have to say I'm a little dissapointed.
Posted by Bitch, Please. on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:56:00 PST

Thoughts of a bicyclist in Italy...

I'm a car, I'm a car, I'm a car, I'm a car, I'm a car, I'm a car.
Posted by Bitch, Please. on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:32:00 PST

FUCK GOOGLE. IT

I type google.com and it comes up google.it, or italy. GAAAAAAYYYYY   everything is in italian here. Not what you'd expect considering MTVification has happened pretty much everywhere in the west...
Posted by Bitch, Please. on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:42:00 PST

It must be nice to have people suck your dick over worthless shitty art

I'm tired of that, but not as tired as I am of "well when I created this, I was really into liberty of the mind man," or "women's bodies just have so much to say"   I had a bizarre dream, an...
Posted by Bitch, Please. on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

I don't exactly call green hair and a mongoloid face normal.

ok, so I'm on some random person's myspace page, and there's the quiz "which goddess are you?" But it's really, "which faggoty anime 'goddess' are you?" so, in my complete and total boredness, I succu...
Posted by Bitch, Please. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST