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Michael Jeffrey Howard
April 20, 1982 - July 19, 2005
Some useless info about me: • • I hate fake people• • I wouldnt ever cheat on someone I'm with • • • I don't get jealous• I dont understand stuck up girls who take everything seriously • • I don't care what other people think about me • • I am afraid of Tom Hanks • • I hate liars • • people who act like they are better than everyone else. • • I would do anything for any one of my family members. I love them even though I may not always get along with them • • •• I am VERY proud of my brother Jarod and look up to him. He has been through so much and has worked hard to get where hes at now. • • I look up to my older sister Jen. If it werent for her I dont know where I'd be. We have been through alot and I wish I could take back alot of stuff Ive done to hurt her. • • • • My brother John is the strongest person I know. He has Cerebral Palsy. He has a huge heart and doesnt ask for much. • • • • Shane is the biggest pain in the ass but I love him to death. We have been through alot. I hope he gets his act together and makes a name for himself.• • • • My mother is the most important person in my life. She has spent her whole life trying to keep her kids happy. She would do anything for us. Everything she does is for us. She has been through more shit than anyone should ever have to go through. I wish I could have a better relationship with her but its hard. I love her to death and wish she had the life she deserves. • •When I was younger I always hated the show Power Rangers but had a crush on Kimberly, the Pink RangerI’m honest, sometimes too honest. I love milk, silly putty, handicapped people, old people, looking at the stars during the night, driving into Boston just too see the city lights, lightning storms and most importantly God. He’s the reason why I'm here today. My parents had nothing to do with it. It was all God. I always hear people saying "..If it weren’t for God I wouldn't be here...” In conclusion God is the man and I love him.Myspace is a joke. TOM IS A JOKE. This man wants to show the world that he truly has no life, and spends each waking moment in front of his computer. I never thought I’d say this but Tom has amazed me in so many ways. I got to give it to him; he really makes me wonder exactly how retarded one man can be. Tom makes himself look dumber every time he comes up with a new way to "improve Myspace". Its funny how people are overly obsessed and addicted to Myspace to the point where they need an alert sent to their phone once they get new comments. Congratulations Tom, you are truly the biggest idiot known to mankind!!Thanks to good ‘old Tom-Tom, I've noticed myspace.com has an effect on everyone's life one way or another. • ::Some examples:: • • School dropout rates are increasing • • child abduction rates are at an all time high • • suicide rates are increasing (Perhaps people were upset with others because they didn’t except a friend request? ) • • There is an obesity epidemic in the United States(people are glued to their computer in search of Myspace friends, for some they are here for days at a time) • • AIDS can now be found in schools lunchmeat (WhOOhoo!) its everywhere • • TEEN PREGNANCY RATES ARE ALSO AT AN ALL TIME HIGH AND STILL INCREASING •
• My theory: Myspace friends hooking up, have sex, the girl ends up pregnant, then the guy then takes the girl off of his friends list, she’s ends up fat and depressed...This happened to so many teens THE BABY SAFE HAVEN LAW WAS PASSED. Thanks to Baby Safe Haven Law many Myspace babies have found happy homes!! Well, I guess Myspace can have its advantages ...look at the bright side, thanks to Myspace my best friends little sister is now the states biggest slut! Lets give it up for Myspace!!I believe the only reason why Myspace exist is because this man Tom had an idea to create a place where people can go .. when they are bored to meet other people. Tom then thought to himself "Hey I think Ill call it Myspace, a place for friends” But really, Myspace is nothing more than a site people go to hoping to get laid, Seriously, how many people on here have slept with one or more of their "Myspace friends"? Myspace is sexual predators dream come true! Here they can pose as a hot 19 year old boy and seduce all the little innocent 15 year old girls. They build up a relationship and convince them to meet up. Little do the girls know they are being set up by a sicko who plans to pull a VAL and sodomize them retarded. And you wonder why so many teens are getting abducted around the US. Hmmm..Rumors are Toms wants to see how many 14 year old girls he can turn into Myspace whores. He came up with this brilliant idea to throw “Myspace parties” His main goal is to meet those Myspace whores in person and get them drunk then knock em up. I guess only the coolest of the cool Myspacers go to those parties. How retarded can one man get? Bad enough he creates the dumbest site ever, he throws the dumbest parties along with it too. Go Tom!A lot of people tell me I am going to straight to hell because to some people who don’t know me and don’t know my personality it sounds as though all I do is bash on handicapped people. It’s called sarcasm people. I have a handicapped brother, and you have to have a sense of humor when faced with goofy looking cripples. Instead of laughing at the way they look you make it seem like you are laughing with them. The kid is the man. He makes fun of other handicapped people and when he’s out at the mall and sees older ladies in wheelchairs hell pull up on the side of them and ask them if they want to race. If that’s not amazing I don’t know what is. A lot of people tell me I shouldn't be surprised when I have a baby who is disabled beyond belief. You know what; I hope my kid is disabled. At least I know when its time for my kid to get a job there will be a name tag for my kid at a local Wal*Mart.