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the cunning linguist

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Let's see...I'm 24, soon to be 25. I haven't lived up to my potential in life and I'm looking to change that. I hate being called by my full name. I'm originally from NYC. Queens represent! LOL I'm always on the go. I love going to concerts more than anything else in the world. I've seen more bands live than I can count. My next favorite thing is road trips. I'm a semi-pro women's football player. My friends and family are my everything. I'd never be able to survive without them. I'm a music junkie. I have my headphones on majority of the time. I'm trying to learn not to take things (or people) in my life for granted. I have an obsession with "Your Mom" jokes. I put hot sauce on everything. I eat too much sugar. Stand up comedy is great. Tattoos and piercings are hot to me. Sometimes things I say don't always come out right. I'm a nice person, unless you mess with me. Then be ready for my wrath. I love to play Guitar Hero. I like the outdoors and hiking and camping and stuff. And bonfires. I've seen and done a lot of crazy stuff in my life. I'm in the process of learning to settle down. I'd like to be with a girl who wants all the same things out of life that I do. Someone outgoing and fun and funny. Mature, but has a good sense of humor. And can handle whatever baggage they may have without letting it affect our relationship. "I'm lookin for baggage that goes with mine." And she has to get along with my friends. I hope to go back to school in the fall if I can get the funding for it. I'm playing everything by ear right now. Like anyone else, all I really want out of life is to be happy. "All you need is love." So yeah, that's my story and I'm stickin to it... :-)

AIM is CassieMG

RIP DAVE UECKER *10-3-07*

My Interests

MUSIC, friends, parties, concerts, sports, food, family, life in general...


SEMI PRO WOMEN'S FOOTBALL

"Because your daddy wasn't tough enough!"


I'd like to meet:

your mom...so me and her can get it on

Music:

"Breath" by Breaking Benjamin...filmed 2/11/07 at Stabler Arena in Bethlehem...I was there in the pit!!! :-D

ANYTHING THAT ROCKS

Movies:

Too many to list...mostly comedies...

Television:

Whatever's on that catches my eye...

Books:

James Patterson, Bentley Little, Corey Mitchell, Frank Warren, Brandon Boyd, Stephen King, Sue Grafton, Tami Hoag, Carol Higgins Clark, and others...

Heroes:

My friends and family. They make my life so much more bearable. Love you guys!

RIP - Vince (11/99), Edwin (10/00), Kim and Bryan (04/01), Jason (03/05), Jon (05/06), Blaze (07/06), and Dave (10/07)

I am a New Yorker I do not live in the five boroughs or on the Island or Upstate I may live hundreds or thousands of miles away Or I may live just over the GW Bridge But I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker Whatever took me out of New York: Business, family or hating the cold did not take New York out of me. My accent may have faded and my pace may have slowed But I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker I was raised on Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and Rockefeller Plaza, The Yankees or the Mets (Giants or Dodgers) Jones Beach, Rye Beach, Rockaway Beach or one of the beaches on the sound I know that "THE END" means Montauk. Because I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker When I go on vacation, I never look up Skyscrapers are something I take for granted The Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty are part of me Taxis and noise and subways and "get outa heah" don't rattle me Because I am a New Yorker I am a New Yorker I was raised on cultural diversity before it was politically correct I eat Greek food and Italian food, Jewish and Middle Eastern food and Chinese food Because they are all American food to me. I don't get mad when people speak other languages in my presence Because my relatives got to this country via Ellis Island and chose to stay They were New Yorkers People who have never been to New York have misunderstood me My friends and family work in the industries, professions and businesses that benefit all Americans My firefighters died trying to save New Yorkers and non-New Yorkers They died trying to save Americans and non-Americans Because they were New Yorkers. I am a New Yorker I feel the pain of my fellow New Yorkers I mourn the loss of my beautiful city I feel and dread that New York will never be the same But then I remember: I am a New Yorker And New Yorkers have: Tenacity, strength and courage way above the norm Compassion and caring for our fellow citizens Love and pride in our city, in our state, in our country Intelligence, experience and education par excellence Ability, dedication and energy above and beyond Faith--no matter what religion we practice Terrorists hit America in its heart But America's heart still beats strong Demolish the steel in our buildings, but it doesn't touch the steel in our souls Hit us in the pocketbook; but we'll parlay what we have left into a fortune End innocent lives leaving widows and orphans, but we'll take care of them Because they are New Yorkers Wherever we live, whatever we do, whoever we are There are New Yorkers in every state and every city of this nation We will not abandon our city We will not abandon our brothers and sisters We will not abandon the beauty, creativity and diversity that New York represents Because we are New Yorkers And we are proud to be New Yorkers

My Blog

they tried to make me go to rehab and i said...

yea...well cause it's really needed and i have no choice at this point. most of you already knew it was comin. i'm not sure exactly where i'm bein sent yet...i'll find out when i leave today. it was s...
Posted by the cunning linguist on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:26:00 PST

why give up? why give in?

So clever,Whatever,I'm done with these endeavors.Alone I walk the winding way.(Here I stay)It's over,No longer,I feel it growing stronger.I'll live to die another day,Until I fade away.Why give up, wh...
Posted by the cunning linguist on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:58:00 PST

say it if it’s worth savin me...

Prison gates won’t open up for meOn these hands and knees I’m crawlin’Oh, I reach for youWell I’m terrified of these four wallsThese iron bars can’t hold my soul inAll I ...
Posted by the cunning linguist on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:18:00 PST

how long did I expect love to outweigh ignorance...

I feel insane every single time I’m asked to compromiseCause I’m afraid and stuck in my waysAnd that’s the way it staysSo how long did I expect love to outweigh ignorance?By that loo...
Posted by the cunning linguist on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:26:00 PST

jingle bells...batman smells...

so christmas is finally over...it's been a fun weekend/holiday...the annual stasis x-mas party was fantastic as always...you could barely walk through mom's house...i think we're all starting to get o...
Posted by the cunning linguist on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:30:00 PST

even though you know you inspire me to write bad poetry it feels so right now...

i guess i should post a real blog...i've been out for 3 weeks now and it's great...i missed everyone so much...thanks for all the welcome home messages and comments and also thanks to anyone who wrote...
Posted by the cunning linguist on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:58:00 PST

will you swear on your life that no one will cry at my funeral...

You can't quit until you try You can't live until you die You can't learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie You can't breathe until you choke You gotta laugh when you're the joke It's nothing l...
Posted by the cunning linguist on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:02:00 PST

how do you do it...make me feel like i do...

hello all...it's good to be back...life is good...megan and i moved in together...i'm about to get a new job...just lovin and livin life really...it's great to see everyone again...i missed you all so...
Posted by the cunning linguist on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:44:00 PST

chaz steel...

go to his site...there's a bunch of new pics :-)
Posted by the cunning linguist on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:33:00 PST

i've lost my way...but i will go on until the end...

been meaning to post this...my horoscope from sunday...my last post for awhile...An awe-inspiring event makes you realize how little you understand your own potential. It's fascinating -- and a little...
Posted by the cunning linguist on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:08:00 PST