DJ_Machine profile picture

DJ_Machine

NEVER SEND A HUMAN TO DO A MACHINE'S JOB!

About Me

In the beginning God created the heavens & the earth & the earth was without form or void ......and darkness was upon the face of the deep ......and God said, let there be light and there was light ......and God saw the light & it was good ......and God divided the light from darkness ......and God called the light day & darkness he called night ......and God saw everything that he had made and behold it was good ......then God created Man and Man created MACHINE ......and MACHINE created music ......MACHINE saw everything that it had made & said behold.......
.......DJ_Machine

I think it's a waste of time to elaborate on all my life's accomplishments thinking anyone really gives a rat's ass what I do or have done in the past. All I can say is that I am a social chameleon that can adapt to any personality and yes, if your reading this, probably yours as well. I enjoy the challenge of surrounding myself with several different varieties of people all at once. I guess u could say I'm good at multi-tasking people without the need to be synthetic. I don’t think humanity can define a category to place my personality & if the world ever throws a label my way I’ll flip the switch! I enjoy pretty much everything & everyone & label no one regardless of who they are or where their from. In my opinion, the only real shit heads out there are those who have the whole world figured out by the time they turn off their TV sets. For those that follow a game plan because society forces normality, my only advice is to stop for a minute, say fuck-it, then crack open a cold one cause, I’m already on number two. Other than that I’m no different from u except I hate being human most of the time.....

Some Proverb by DJ_Machine
Nothing quite compares to the feeling of comradary amongst good friends in the presence of a half a bottle of scotch.......... And nothing beats the sense of accomplishment just before opening another!!!

My Interests

If you want to know who I am then let's chat and maybe you'll find out. I promise I won't bite unless I haven't eaten yet. I don't finesse my messages with fancy graphics, kiss anyone's ass, or harass people to accept friend invitations. If your not here to meet new people then move on and block this profile because I don't have the time or energy to analyze what it takes to impress you from behind my computer monitor. I'll save all the fancy stuff for in person!!!



I'd like to meet:

New friends for developing a party network. Couples interested in hanging out on the weekends with my wife & I for whatever reason. Local gals interested in modeling for a high heel oriented website Southernlimits.com. Note: If my NON-PORNOGRAPHIC means to make extra money offends anyone then I got something special for you....

If your truley interested click this banner!

Music:

Where to begin!?! It's just not possible for me to list everything because my preferences are so vast it's ridicules. Although, I would have to say that E.B.M. (Electronic) music is what I most prefer but, not necessarily DJ because of the lame geographical region I live in. So, let me list the absolute best E.B.M. out there in my opinion.

Apoptygma Berzerk, Icon of Coil, Neuroticfish, Covenant, VNV Nation, Assemblage 23, Seabound, Wave in Head, Wolfsheim, Iris, Beborn Beton, Echo Image, Theatre of Tragedy, and of course Depeche Mode. I could go on for days.

I won't go into Industrial, Goth, Trance, New Wave, Metal, Pop, 80s, Rap, Old School, Country, Euro Dance, House, Funk, or Alternative but, I like whatever sounds good and I'll play anything that keeps my parties alive in hopes to have at least one naked drunk idiot running around by nights end.

Here's something to think about.........

Movies:

The Warriors, The Crow, The Count of Monte Cristo, House of 1000 Corpses, Every Which Way But Loose, Old School

Books:


DANGER! LAME ACTIVITY MAY RESULT IN SEVERE SYSTEM INSTABILITY!

Heroes:

Vince Clark (Erasure & early Depeche Mode keyboadist), Grandmaster (DJ) Flash, Madonna, Napolian Dynamite, Mr. T, Jesus, Superman, Dennis Rodman, Ed Gein (the real Leatherface), Elvis, & Ron Jeremy.

.....And on a serious note all my fellow Marine Corps brothers. Wish I was back in there killing with all of you!
Message from last Halloween. ..

My Blog

June 17th Party at DJ_Machines

...
Posted by DJ_Machine on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:00:00 PST

Why I am on MySpace!

What do I expect to accomplish by being on MySpace?I am at a point where I feel that surrounding myself with friends (new & old) is the most important in life. Making new friends is first and fore...
Posted by DJ_Machine on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:22:00 PST

Southern Limits Photo Shoot with Reyna

Just wanted to let everyone know we met a super cool couple yesterday during a photo shoot I did for my website Southern Limits which is a non-nude modeling site that focuses on legs and high heels. ...
Posted by DJ_Machine on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:31:00 PST

LEG MODELS NEEDED!!!

Currently looking for models (no experience necessary)http://www.southernlimits.comSouthern Limits is a non-nude amateur leg and foot modeling website operating in a tasteful manner. There are a lot o...
Posted by DJ_Machine on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:27:00 PST

Fuck Top 8 suggestions

Some of u have been nice enough to send me a few suggestions on an easier way to change my top 8 friends photos so i can still display the letters F-U-C-K-T-O-P-8 without creating 8 individual MySpace...
Posted by DJ_Machine on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:39:00 PST