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Jocelyn

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About Me



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My Interests

Sour candy, smut, cranberry juice, books, awful television, things that are silly, cats, old cars, music, gossip, glitter, Monopoly, the Universe, words

I'd like to meet:

People, cats, dogs (some, not all), furry animals, and interesting produce. And if you have an inappropriate story with lots of cursing in it, I want to talk.

Music:

I like music that is not terrible, but even then I like some pretty horrible stuff. But then I dislike a lot of stuff, too. It's complicated, OK?

Books:

I am reading "The Fountainhead" like a good girl.

My Blog

I went to Las Vegas!

And it was super fun times.Picture courtesy Cayce, a vibrant Vegas Vixen herself. And by courtesy, I mean I...borrowed it from her MySpace page. I hope she is okay with that. ...
Posted by Jocelyn on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:24:00 PST

Treat yourself already.

I can't tell. Is this ironic?...
Posted by Jocelyn on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:18:00 PST

I miss this things, dont you?

I think I've mentioned this before, but it bears repeating. Bares? No, bears. Right? ANYWAY, I miss them. They were funny.Speaking of horror and chain sub shops, Halloween is just around the corner. I...
Posted by Jocelyn on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:01:00 PST

Hiiiii there!

So, Zach had a birthday! I had fun on his birthday, and I hope he did, too, as it was his birthday and not mine.As a gift from Gar4et: Ween! New album! Which Zach is letting me listen to now because I...
Posted by Jocelyn on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:49:00 PST

I’d be feeling pretty stupid had I received a B.F.A.

which is what I had wanted to get when I went to co-llege in the first place. But I didn't, but if I had, I would totally have not told my sister the movie "Un Chien Andalou" came out of the Dada move...
Posted by Jocelyn on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:47:00 PST

I have beef

Did you hear about my latest problem with "The Dallas Observer" yet? You know, things had been cool with us for a while, but then the past three months or so, it's been turbulent. Why all the fussin' ...
Posted by Jocelyn on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:29:00 PST

What time is it?

Time for FASHION!...
Posted by Jocelyn on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:01:00 PST

My heart will go on

I don't even want to mention it, but I will. Britney at the VMAs? Why, lord, why? It was...so...bad. I didn't watch the whole ceremony. I was so upset by her writhing and trying not to fall. I unders...
Posted by Jocelyn on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST

Forget what I just wrote, if you can.

Instead, have a beer, take a chill pill, relax, and enjoy your three-day weekend, you lucky people. ...
Posted by Jocelyn on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:36:00 PST

Why must "High School Musical" dominate my being?

So, I wrote almost a year ago about how I kept seeing "We're all in this together" appear to me in various forms. People saying it, reading it, finding it inscribed on a cake. Whatever. And I still th...
Posted by Jocelyn on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:20:00 PST