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Jerk Squad

No One Comes Out Of Life Alive

About Me

............................................NEVER DIE..........................................WE ARE THE BEST BAND THAT DOESNT EXIST....BECASUE WE NEED A FUCKING DRUMMER!!! ............................................................ . Spite! i did this so i could observe other peoples shit cuase you have to, like a dillhole, be logged in.. fuck thatAND FUCK YOU

My Interests

NO! ...But i like Swearing, Drinking, hurting humanity and then rebuilding its shitty existance with incredibly powerful stuff.. like my fist.. or 20 tonnes of steel!PEOPLE WHO WILL PLAY DRUMS IN A PUNK BAND

I'd like to meet:

99 ways to die.

Music:

only awsome. if its not, then its not music and just ear rape (not the good kind you secretly enjoy)...................................................... .....

Movies:

movies are for over flowing maxi pads and only half as enjoyable..

Television:

Tv is more like a tampon when the string breaks and youre shittin your pants thinking youre gonna die and your tombstone will read "done in by a tampon"

Books:

like the toilet paper in highschool, the common book lives in a shithole, HEAVY METAL Sound of the Beast

Heroes:

Me and people with lepracy... their sense of humor is really all over the place!