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el Fian

i tuck my cock in my sock....

About Me

I am a mild-mannered Prince of Eternia. Unbeknownst to many around me, when I hold aloft my magic sword and speak the magic words, me and my pet Cringer are transformed into Battlecat and He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe! I lead a fearless group, sworn to protect the realm and secrets of Castle Greyskull. Along with Man-at-Arms, Teela, and the Sorceress, I defend against the evil onslaught of Skeletor and his army. While Skeletor’s magic sword was formed of the same mold as mine, it is the pure heart of the wielder which makes me the more powerful, something evildoers learned every weekday for three years! My show also spun off into a cartoon called She-Ra: Princess of Power, intended to draw little girls into the realm of Eternia, but didn’t do quite so well for obvious reasons.

My Interests

Music:

rhoma irama, jamal mirdad, farid harja, jalil hamid, alleycats, the mars volta, muse, beck, man under zero effort, sleater-kinney, the go-gos, the doors, weezer, radiohead, sonic youth, the melvins, flipper, shonen knife, hopesfall, yeah yeah yeahs, rage against the machine, interpol, the vines, erase errata, and you will know us by the trail of dead..., the hives, blur, suede, j timberlake, white stripes, kings of leon, sleepy jacksons, my precious, moods, v, hot hot heat, kaiser chiefs, coldplay, michael jackson, white rose movement, bloc party, franz fernandes, weird al yankovic, golden shower blasphemy

Movies:

pootie tang, power rangers the movie, leon, 12 monkeys, LOTR, AOTC, matrix revolutions, robocop 2, requiem for a dream, kung pow, kill bill : volume 1, bowling for columbine, gremlins, stand by me, la bamba, police academy 1-6, Big Durian, i slept with a cow last nite, the return of kadok : midget killah, saving ryan's privates, mystery men, dodgeball, da di du, laksmana do re mi, the warriors, Sin City, V for Vendetta, Batman Begins, Superman Returns, Top Secret, 300

Television:

spongebob squarepants,prometheus & Bob, captain linger, action league now, america's funniest home video, VR man, Murder She Wrote, T J Hooker, Magnum PI, Miami Vice, Crime Story, NAM - Tour of Duty, Airwolf, streethawk, night rider, potret keluarga, aksi mat belo, hikayat hang setia, scrubs, malcolm in the middle, showbuzz, asia bagus, vidz, ra ra show

Heroes:

Buster keaton, weird al yankovic and cobra.

My Blog

I tuck my cock in my sock....

you know how those techno songs go. with just one silly line which makes no sense at all, (e.g. Aiyayaiyai you're my sweetest butterfly, smoke machine smoke machine tererererere) coupled with repetiti...
Posted by el Fian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST