The Newly Reset Pre-Order List
1. Christopher Gregoire.
2. Chrisse Guilas.
3. Shauna Lopez.
4. Megan Wilson.
5. Raina Banuelos.
6. Lindsey Columbi.
7. Andrey Kaftan.
8. Bianca Macias.
9. Savannah Funicellio.
10. Marcos Garcia.
11. Christian Baerresen.
12. Matthew Jones.
13. Timberly Belk.
14. Kayla Marquez.
15. Veronica Macias.
16. Joseph Rudeen.
17. Brett Burrows.
18. Summer Koeppel.
19. David Rice.
20. James Patterson.
21. George Parsons.
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"Mortheside 'Til I Die" FAQ
Who the hell are you.?
I'm Alfonso. And I. Am fuckin'. Great. I'm better than you. In sooo. Many. Ways.
Why'd you start making songs.? Why are you making a CD.?
It's actually not an interesting story. I made a three songs to three different interludes on random CDs, and I had to make a music Myspace to debut them to my friends (and the public). The reception was great, so I decided to make a whole CD.
Well, then what the hell is "Mortheside 'Til I Die".?
It's the title to the CD I plan on making. A "mixtape", if you will. A horribly, horribly made mixtape. All made by me.
Alright. Now, what the fuck is "Mortheside".?
Well, actually, the term was made upp by my friend Adrian. I live in Mather and he was here for something, and he referred to Mather as "Mortheside" and threw upp an upside down "Westside" gang sign. Obviously, it stuck.
When's the release date for the CD.?
June 13, 2008.
Finally decided on a release date, eh.?
Yeah, I figured that there should be a time where you people can stopp hounding me for answers.
What tracks will be on the CD.?
Well, the track listing goes as follows:
1. "Intro" {skit}
2. "Emo Anthem"
3. "This Is Why I Rap"
4. "The Ultimate Rap Song"
5. "Boyfriend"
6. "Pick Upp Lines"
7. "HyphTasticIsmIngLyNess"
8. "Chlamydia"
9. "I Wanna Be A Porn Star"
10. "WTF Girls"
11. "XGF"
12. "Outro" {skit}
Whoa, what the fuck.?! Didn't you have a bunch of songs with guests in the track listing.? The hell happened.?
So, I've been hounded for the past two years about finishing this damn CD. So, I decided to have all the songs with guests should have their own CD. I'm now finishing upp two songs and it will be released ASAP.
A new CD with guests.? What's it called.? Who's on it.?
Yeah, there will be an CD that will be an extended play (EP) exclusively for guest singers. It currently is untitled but when it gets one, I'll announce it. Lindsey, Megan, Matt, Lil Chris, and Raina are all on there.
How many songs will be on the EP.?
Oh, I dunno. Maybe 6-8. Not alot. It's an EP, afterall..
Anyways, back to the "MTID" CD.. Will the songs be rerecorded or will theyy retain their original recording sounds.?
Actually, two of them will be, but upp to four need to be. Two have to be rerecorded: "Ultimate Rap Song, The" and "I Wanna Be A Porn Star". The other two that's on the fence would be "Chlamydia" and "Boyfriend".
Why those two songs.?
Well, the chorus in "Chlamydia" is ridiculously low, and it can become hard to hear. And with "Boyfriend", I fucked upp that chorus: I switched around the two parts.
Well, are the original intros included.?
Actually, no. The intros will be taken out. It will just go straight into the song, for your listening pleasure.
Wait, I thought there was supposed to be a whole radio thing to it. What the hell happened to that.?
It got cut because I didn't have any time left to do it.
Why.?
Because God hates you. Next question.
Any hidden and/or bonus tracks.?
By my count, there's at least two. One of those tracks will be the three of the original songs that started this whole damn thing. I have no idea what the other track(s) should be. I'll decide when the time comes.
Exactly what will I get when I get this.?
A CD. No CD case or anything. Just a CD.
Sweet deal. How much will this cost me.?
It'll be free.
No seriously, how much.?
I said that "it'll be free", jerk. Can't you fucking read.?
So, I get this for free. Nice. What's the catch.?
No catch, really. All I really ask of you is to spread the word about me and my music site. I'll be accepting donations, but it's really upp to you if you wanna contribute anything.
You're not gonna ask for money.? Why not.?
I've done projects before where I've taken in a negative profit. The big thing about it is that I finished project; not a money making. I mean, I would LOVE some money for my damn CD, but in a realist's scenario, it's a better PR move to give it out for free.
You're a fuckin' idiot.
Please frame your insults in the form of a question.
I wanna donate. Do I get anything special if I do.?
If you donate 10$, you get a signed CD case and a CD cover. If you donate 15$ or more, you get a the aforementioned items AND a special edition BLACK G.A.S.P. BRACELET.!
That "deluxe" package for 15$ is gay.
There's this thing about not donating. Don't do it. I'm not forcing you to.
What does G.A.S.P. mean, anyway.?
Let's go with the "Group Against Smog and Pollution".
So, if you're giving away the CD, I must ask, do you have a life.?
Yeah, I do. I hang out with friends and I go to school like any other kidd. Crazy, huh.? Mind boggling. It boggles people's minds.
I want to be in a song. Can I be in one.?
If you wanna be in a song, just ask. I have no problem saying no to you in person or over the internetz. But seriously, if you wanna be in one, just ask. If you can pass the "song challenge", you can be in a verse.
Has anyone ever been a guest in a song yet.?
At this point of the CD production, there's only been one: Lindsey.
Who the hell is Lindsey and why'd she sing a song.?
She's one of my best friends. I originally had a song idea about a guy drugging upp a girl and having sex with her, but I deemed it a little too controversial. So, I changed the lyrics around and convinced her to sing it. The song got plenty of praise; probably because I wasn't the one singing.
Any other friends going to sing in your songs.?
Currently, I have only two guests lined upp to guest star in a song. Matthew and Megan are the next guests, and Lindsey has already recorded her chorus to another song. Also contributing will Be Raina and Lil Chris.
So, why does it take you hella long to make a song anyway.? Let alone record one..
Recently, I've just had a slump with song ideas. Keeping the topics broad, funny, and catchy is a hard thing to do. As for the recording.. Well, I'm just lazy, really. If I set aside a dayy for it, it'll get done, but I just haven't found the right dayy.
How do you record.?
When I first started, I actually sung with the microphone directly over the speaker, and hoped for the best by not screwing upp. After doing this for a bit, I started to just used the microphone alone and splicing in my verses. Later on, I began using a headset. And finally, I use a full headset to hear the instrumental and the Rock Band microphone to record.
You should make a song about __________. Why don't you.?
Because your ideas are retarded. Most ideas suggested by you idiots are either too restricting or too broad to be made into a song. If you think it should be made, by all means, make the damn song. I'd LOVE to see someone come upp with something that's original. And, with a horrible idea.
Your stuff is amazing. How can I support your music site.?
There's a bunch of banners and an old CD cover that you can represent on your site. The HTML for them are listed in the text boxes below each banner.
Can I be your friend.?
Do you got money.?
Oh my God.! I fuckin' love you.! Can I be your girlfriend.? (Girl related)
If you can pass a simple "yes / no" girlfriend application , then yes. You can be.
Can't we be just friends.? (Girl related)
Yeah. But when I'm famous, think back to the dayy you asked me this question. I hope you cry and kill yourself when this faithful dayy happens.
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