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.Alfonso (5 days!)

Well, I'm glad that I left that girl unsatisfied after sex; at least I got to choke her.

About Me

Live. Love. Dream.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

New people. That someone special.

Music:



My Blog

Birthday List Of Crap..

Ignore the strike through'd text; those are my personal goals for my birthday weekend.Personal Birthday Goals [Goal = 7]:1. "Oscar The Grouch."2. "Hold it in."3. "Five Seems Like Too Much."4. "Whore C...
Posted by .Alfonso (5 days!) on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:54:00 PST

What the hell does "Tag" mean..

Tag, I'm it!I was tagged so here are my answers...Here's how you play:Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you c...
Posted by .Alfonso (5 days!) on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:12:00 PST

Survey Bulletin Version 2..

Note :: Do this survey in a word document or in a gmail compose where it autosaves every now and then. Just in case an internet browser crashes or a bulletin doesn't show upp.1. The hell be your name,...
Posted by .Alfonso (5 days!) on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:08:00 PST

Survey Bulletin Version 1..

The only thing I ask about you filling this survey is to answer all of the questions with complete sentences. Try to be very thorough, and you should be good to go. Now, onto the survey.Note :: Do thi...
Posted by .Alfonso (5 days!) on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:38:00 PST

Question Of The Year 2008..

While watching a porn documentary with my friends (it's too stupid to not be true), we came to a part about transvestites. Pretty girls with boobs and a dick. Now here's the two part question; only pe...
Posted by .Alfonso (5 days!) on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:03:00 PST

Fuckin' Rant Number Thirteen..

We've all seen this bulletin:"Let us agree. And if you can send this to as many as you know, theneven better. MARK THE DAY ON YOUR CALENDAR!!!!MAY 15TH 2007.Don't pump gas on MAY 15thIn April 1997, th...
Posted by .Alfonso (5 days!) on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

The Infamous Seal Brutality Bulletin..

Ahahahahahaah.!This was forwarded to me by my friend LasER..To make funn of so I guess I'll comply.."sadly i bet  more people opened this than if it said things about whats actually insidehow wou...
Posted by .Alfonso (5 days!) on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST

Fuckin' Rant Number Twelve..

Stress.? Yeah.Obviously, if you know me, then you know how I am; I'm pretty much a laid back guy that loves to have funn and chill with friends. How can someone like me possibly have anything to stres...
Posted by .Alfonso (5 days!) on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:05:00 PST

Fuckin' Rant Number Eleven..

Recently, I've been inquired as to why I'm still single by some of my friends. Well, here's the reason: I hate people. It's as easy as that; people today are just ridiculously stupid that their ignora...
Posted by .Alfonso (5 days!) on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:41:00 PST

The Infamous Abortion Bulletin..

Unlike most bulletins, I'm putting a warning. There are graphic images in here and I ask you now not to scroll down if you are weak of heart. It doesn't matter what the stance, I don't think it's fair...
Posted by .Alfonso (5 days!) on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:45:00 PST