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Jennifer

My purpose in being here is to make David Hasselhoff cry...

About Me

I really, really like Hot Tamales. I try them at every Mexican restaurant that has them on the menu. I even like them out of a jar or a can. I never eat the corn husk.

My Interests

Good friends, good fun, laughing, adult beverages, driving (not in that order), writing, experiencing life. Oh, and vacuuming.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone without a glamour shot.

Music:

The Least Likely Suspects!!! oh, and The Cure, Celine Dion, The Beastie Boys, Nine Inch Nails, Clay Aiken, ColdPlay, The Killers, Neil Diamond, Psychedelic Furs, Good Charlotte, early Britney Spears, Enigma, 311, The Spice Girls

Movies:

Gone With the Wind, Natural Born Killers, Sixteen Candles, and almost anything without Angelina Jolie. And i swear to God i am the oldest person in the world who hasn't seen 'The Sound of Music' so now i'm not gonna.

Television:

CSI Miami (David Caruso - the Sexiest Man Alive), Entourage ('E' - the 2nd Sexiest Man Alive), American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Brothers and Sisters(!), Grey's Anatomy, DH and YES! I cry at every single episode of Extreme Home Makeover. And pretty much anything on E!

Books:

Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood, The DaVinci Code, There's a Monster at the End of This Book (Grover)

Heroes:

Roseanne and the dudes who invented Google

My Blog

Pre-Partyin Warm-Up THIS Saturday!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Alabama has 'done us proud' once again&   If you get the Style Network on your television, you may or probably may not have noticed that there is a new show available f...
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

You Cannot Do This To Me

I was at a friend's salon yesterday getting my do-did and afterwards, we sat out on the porch chatting for a bit.  Mid-conversation, her phone rang, and this is what she said to me - "Watch this....
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:09:00 PST

When Did I Get Old?

When I was younger, much younger, say 8 or 12 or even 17, I thought people nearing their 40's were&OLD.  Close to retirement-old.  Like, 'do those people even have sex anymore?'-old.  A...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

Um...Do Not Forget to WATCH?!?

Dear Joey Fatone and NBC Executives, FOX just kicked your ASS.  Not only was i hoping the show was an hour long, but i flew off the couch every time the cutie patootie little tap-dancing entomolo...
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:10:00 PST

I Know What I Am Going to Be for Halloween!

I love American Idol.  I can sing almost any song on the radio, regardless of genre.  I've even cleared out a bar during karaoke night (for real.)  I can't remember when, during this se...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:34:00 PST

Purge

Life is odd.  And i haven't blogged in a long time because i either want to write about something i don't want a reader to know, or i talk about it all on somebody's porch and laugh so ...
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:35:00 PST

Old Yeller

so i'm on my way to work this morning, not listening to the radio, not smoking (because i don't smoke anymore) and just sitting at a red light. Thinking. i have a lot to think about, you kno...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:26:00 PST

No, Really - It's Working!

I just have to share a tidbit of my life with my readers so in the event you have an opportunity to spread this along, you can have a back-up story. Most of you have known me for a long time.  An...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST

I Sleep In On Sundays

I would like to personally thank all my blog subscribers for not giving me a load of crap about my blog entitled 'Thou Shalt Not Hate' wherein i boasted my complete knowledge of the 10 commandments.&n...
Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:14:00 PST

It Just Doesn't Add Up

Are you as obsessed as i am about 'checking the numbers' on your profile, i.e. how many times your profile has been viewed or your blogs have been read, etc? In fact, just when i signed on today i no...
Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST