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Storybeast Productions

Go away! I'm batten. I like money, I like sex.

About Me

I'm complicated and simple. Fun and serious. Affectionate and shy. Gregarious and moody, loving and happy. OK those are some of my traits. I'm a massage therapist, editor, writer, filmmaker. I love good friends, food, amazing spots, basketball, movies, travel, poker and life.

My Interests

Movies, hiking, biking, swimming, basketball, poker, sexy time, music, writing, chess, massage and great food. Dreams of WWII Planes flying through hotel suites.

I'd like to meet:

Meet, am I supposed to meet people on here? If anyone wants to meet me just ask and I will let you know. :-) Jesus is one so i could ask him how it feels to have everyone drop his name & think they know who he is HA. Kubrick to see what he thought of A.I. & God to ask him the most important question. WHY?

Music:

U2, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Mozart, Beethoven, Opera, Nirvana, Queen, Doors, Van Halen, Beatles, The Who, The Rolling Stones. Rush, The Eagles, Sting, The Police, NIN, REM, Rage Against The Machine, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Jimi, System of a Down, Sarah McLahlan, Shawshank, Vangelis, Angelo Bandelmenta, Ennio Morricone, John Williams, James Horner, Gyorgy Ligeti, Audio Slave, Radiohead, Tool, Godspeed, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Gennisis, Van Morrison, The Outfield, Peter Gabriel, Scorpions, Local H, Oasis, Tom Petty, ACDC, Vas, The Strokes, Classical, classical rock, alternative, pretty much most music

Movies:

Lawrence of Arabia, 2001, Star Wars I-VI, Godfather I & II, THX-1138, Batman Begins, Apocalypto, The Prestige, Bridge Over The River Kwai, Donnie Darko, Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, The Shinning, DR. Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Paths of Glory, Letters from Iwo Jima, The Fountain, Munich, Star Trek I-X, Lord of the Rings I II III, King Kong (2006), Harry Potter (ALL), V for Vendeta, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Hero (Jet Li), Kingdom Of Heaven, Blade Runner, The Departed, I'm Going To Get You Sucka, Hollywood Shuffle, Amedeus, Alien & Aliens, Spiderman I & II, Matrix, Malcolm X, Apocalypse Now, The Thing, The Wild Bunch, Fight Club, Seven, Robocop, Back to the Future I II III, Jaws, Jurassic Park I & III, Indiana Jones I II III, Field of Dreams, Clerks I II, Borat, Blade II, Pink Panther films (PETER SELLERS), Casino, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Die Hard I II III, Bond, James Bond (ALL), Platoon, The Good the Bad & the Ugly, Glory, Legends of the Fall, Ghostbusters, Psycho, Citzen Kane, Goonies, The Third Man, The Great Escape, Superman I & II and any Kubrick, Lean, Wells, Coppola, Lucas, Leone, Scorcese movie

Television:

Not much that I watch. History, science, sports channels. Sopranos, Rome, Cosmos,

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Power of Myth, Catcher in the Rye, Teachings of Buddha.

Heroes:

Dad, Kubrick, Buddha, Jesus, Gahndi and Joseph Campbell

My Blog

My balls

O to my balls. They are shinny and made of gold. They sing and make kids and if hit go DOUGH! O woe to the man who hits my balls. For he will see the real me on the ground looking for them. O to my ...
Posted by Storybeast Productions on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:58:00 PST

Listen to the new rules. George Carlin style

New Rule:Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of...
Posted by Storybeast Productions on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:53:00 PST

I love aluminum & Halloween

So me and Marie went to the west Hollywood carnival. It was a blast. My costume was me wrapped in aluminum. I was a 3 day old burrito or a TV antena cause I had bunny ears or a sexy robot with a foil ...
Posted by Storybeast Productions on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:28:00 PST

INSANE!!!!

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES ...
Posted by Storybeast Productions on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:43:00 PST

New York, New York!!!!!!!!! For those who care.

Ok, I went to bed real late and woke up real early to get on this plane to NYC. Had a lay over in Kansas City. Oh so fun to see the heartland. I got into Lagurdia at about 5:15 EST. Saw J'von and it w...
Posted by Storybeast Productions on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:20:00 PST

thank you !!! 29

I want to thank all of you that came out for Bennyhaha. Dawn, Sean, Paris, Giz and Jfer. Love you guys. Thanks especially to Dawn and Jen for your thoughtful gifts and cards. 2 more days. 29!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Storybeast Productions on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST

Vacation time Baby!!!

Well looks likes it is going to be a summer of trips all over the Americas. Santa Barbara, Santa Clara, Washington DC, VEGAS and New York. Fun stuff. Some with family some by myself. My first trip ou...
Posted by Storybeast Productions on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:21:00 PST

VEGAS

Well fellow space travelers. I will be in Vegas for the week. I have an extra bed if you wish to crash for the night and won't be able to check my E-mail. So if you have my cell .. call anytime. Peace...
Posted by Storybeast Productions on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:01:00 PST

Willis Out!

Well the time has come and gone were Mr. J'von Willis has left us here in Los Angeles.  As J'von begins his new life in New York, I have been reflecting on the nature of friendship.  What ma...
Posted by Storybeast Productions on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:33:00 PST