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Swoz!? I spaffed in my pants!

Dave?! Autumn, sprow. Calla, tikbana. Saaandwo but, noseerasme??

About Me

In the army and very proud of it too. Ask me anything you want, except ridiculous questions like "How does it feel to be George Bush's puppet?" or "Why did you invade Iraq?" as if it was my idea, honestly people. You must understand that just because I am in the army it doesn't I am all for invading other peoples countries and starting wars. I volunteered to do this job to serve my country so that you don't have to. I hope you all realise that we are one of the very few countries in Europe that doesn't operate a conscription policy for service in the armed forces. Think on that next time you have something enlightened to say! I love all my friends and would find everything quite empty and meaningless without them, even if I don't get to see them as much I would like (MK crew: JimmyCBFS, Swoz, Disco, Gunning, Mikeydelish, Tommy Heff, Powdered, Gale, Freddie, Fontain, Little BIG skip Dave, Podge, Nodge and his fringe, Roz, DaveLyne, Phil the Gut, I know there are more and hopefully you know who you are). Also humungus kudos to Phil the Hat for his lettuce and the JeTay and his household cronies in Birmingham. Also the boys from the Regiment, you know who are. We've been through some shit times and some good times and I would not have had it any other way! Finally my brother Robert. He is a different creature entirely but I love him, one of my main motivations for everything I do. Love you all, thanks for everything. Music is an integral part of my life and while the list only really shows a few bands I am very open minded to all sorts, with a few exceptions, from Faithless to Nelly Furtado to Cannibal Corpse. I love skiing and snowboarding (although i'm poo at boarding) and look forward to the winter season to see what I can break. So far skiing has a leg and boarding a collarbone. Anyhoo, take care y'all and I look forward to hearing from you in the future. Peace...

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My Interests

skiing, snowboarding, climbing, getting tattooed (Modern Body Art, Birmingham!), British girls, keeping fit and staying active, chillin' wit ma hommies, coffee (latte), Bristol, American girls, Birmingham, Milton Keynes (friends are the only reason), my Nikon, travelling, meeting new people, live music, sunny days, random day/road trip/sesh/visit/dinner/anything, summer, winter, Canadian girls, clear night skies, Canada, Switzerland, Mexican girls, cups of tea, camo shorts, flip flops, my car (it's purple!), Spain, European girls, Prague, I have served my country in Iraq, mountain biking, shouting at the new guys (tehe!), dressing like a fool, conversations about anything, sitting and watching the world go by, being by the sea, vest's (only in summer), laughing at people who take themselves too seriously, laughing at emo's and scenesters, that i've been to Vegas, not being able to speak German but trying to anyway, speaking in a silly French accent, not shaving when i'm on leave, movies, girls in flip flops.........................
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I'd like to meet:

So far I've met so many incredible people in life, a small selection of which can be seen above. Jimmy (baldy), Swoz (3 inches of blood-y), Heff and Fonts (drunk cudly), Podge and Mikey (hat and cup tit's-y), Hannah (blondie), Jenelle (Aussie), Disco (tall and moustachie), Freddie (Manowary), Anna (back to us with blue waist coaty), Sausage (face), Will (wristbandy), Nodge (gay drinky), Phil Table Hat (tall building in the backgroundy), Animal (beard gurny), Grant and Chas (gay kissy). Love you all. I would like to meet more of the same thankyou very much.
You Are a Warrior Soul
You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.

You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.

Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Music:

Metallica, Killswitch Engage, Cradle Of Filth, Slayer, Slipknot, Pantera, Machine Head, 100 Demons, 36 Crazy Fists, Arch Enemy, The Haunted, SOAD, Dragonforce, Life Of Agony, Man O' War, 3 Inches Of Blood, Carcass, Madonna, Death, At The Gates, Brujeria, Fear Factory, Deftones, Trivium, Nelly Furtado (I fucking love her!), Classical Music, Rod Jane and Freddie, RHCP, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Juggernaut Punch, Lamb Of God, Nile, Unearth, Embrace, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Audio Slave, RATM, Faithless, Radiohead, KT Tunstall, Sepultura, (HED) Pe, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Deicide, Grimlock, R.E.M., Downset, Hatebreed, Stampin Ground, White Zombie, Walls Of Jericho, Cannibal Corpse, Sarah McLachlan, Carpathian, Parkway Drive, On Broken Wings, Danzig, Throwdown, Puccini, Sibelius, Beethoven, Mozart, Elgar, Down, Most Precious Blood the list goes on, i-pods = brill. I love music so anything that gives me goose bumps and makes me feel good! Will be updated as I remember. Emo/Garage/Urban etc = shit...sorry!

Watch Video:

Killswitch Engage - Rose Of Sharyn

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Movies:

Fuck me Superman Returns was the beez kneez!!Loved V For Vendetta, don't care what anyone else says. Halloween, Jaws, Night/Dawn/Day/Land of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead remake, House of a 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Hostel, The Little Mermaid, Hellraiser I, II & III, Friday the Thirteenth I - VIII, A Nightmare On Elmstreet, Some Kind Of Monster, The Shawshank Redemption, Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, A Bridge Too Far, Bridge Over The River Kwai, The Battle Of Britain, Star Wars IV - VI, Sleepy Hollow, The Last Of The Mohicans, Ghost In The Shell, Akira, Ninja Scroll, Lord Of The Rings, Clash Of The Titans, Heat, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Predator and other works by the Austrian Oak (that's right fuckers, Arnie!), ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGENDY, Lost In Translation, Sanjuro, Yojimbo, Throne Of Blood, The Hidden Fortress, Seven Samurai (Akira Kurosawa was a genius and Toshiro Mifune is a pure joy to watch!), The Last Samurai, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, Se7en, Event Horizon, King Kong, Alien, Aliens, Wedding Crashers, X-Men, X-Men 2, Spiderman 1/2, Batman, Batman Returns and Batman Begins, The Grudge (original and hollywood versions), The Ring (original version), Master and Commander: The Far Side Of The World, Gladiator, American History X, The Silence Of The Lambs, Hard Candy, Flags of our Fathers, Casino Royale (2006), The Departed.............................

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, American Dad, Over There, Scrubs, Little Britain, The Office y'know, stuff like that. Documentaries of various topics, history and wildlife mainly I am 67% Metal Head.
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Books:

Reading [The] Ring at the moment, and quite different from the film it is too. Also reading Dusty Warriors by Richard Holmes. It's about the Princess of Wales Royal Regiment in Iraq.

Heroes:

Anyone who has ever put on a uniform and served their country. Plus all of my friends because they are lovely and I want to bum them all...even the the boys!

My Blog

Capitol Punishment

As I am sure everyone is aware Saddam Hussein was executed today for crimes against humanity.  Now while I think it is a good thing that someone like this is killed for what he has done there are...
Posted by Swoz!? I spaffed in my pants! on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST

After Arizona...

I'm in the final week or so of the trip to Arizona and knowing what is next for us all is something that everyone is excited about but at the same time apprehensive.  I am of course speaking of t...
Posted by Swoz!? I spaffed in my pants! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:45:00 PST

Arizona

Last week we were given a brief to inform us that a certain number of the regiment are deploying to Arizona for a month long desert climatization exercise.  I wonder where they're going to send u...
Posted by Swoz!? I spaffed in my pants! on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST

Birmingham

Just a quick one to say thanks to the boys for the awesome time had in Birmingham last night.  JimmyCBFS( happy birhtday), Gunning, Heff, Fabio, Grantus, Bumface, Chuck and massive kudos to Phil ...
Posted by Swoz!? I spaffed in my pants! on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:26:00 PST

Yay me!

Met up with an old friend today for the first time in months. She is the identical twin of an old girlfriend and man she looked hot, which in turn means her sister is looking hot too. I consoled mys...
Posted by Swoz!? I spaffed in my pants! on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 06:45:00 PST

More boring climbing stuff

There are generally two options open to people when it comes to being alive: Be active and enjoy yourself or be a fat stupid waster. I'm lucky to have friends that fall into the former category. ...
Posted by Swoz!? I spaffed in my pants! on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:29:00 PST

Tattoo's

Was just thinking about tattoo's, mine and others in general, and was trying to think how it must feel to realise that what you had really doesn't do much for you anymore or worse yet you hate them al...
Posted by Swoz!? I spaffed in my pants! on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:41:00 PST

Climbing

Will and Sausage came to visit me in Bristol yesterday for few days climbing and today was the first trip out.  Fun had by all and tomorrow should be even better!  Exercise is fun and preven...
Posted by Swoz!? I spaffed in my pants! on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:57:00 PST

York is quite nice

Went to visit someone I met in Switzerland this weekend who lives in York.  Nice weekend seeing the sights and really just getting to know the person in question until the final evening when she ...
Posted by Swoz!? I spaffed in my pants! on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:27:00 PST