My favorite bumper sticker, like ever! |
"Practice safe sex! No Bush, no Dick!"
But when I say "favorite," I actually mean that everytime I see it, I punch myself in the face and then start sobbing uncontrollably while I force myself to crus...
Posted by ELAINE! on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:53:00 PST |
Im "home" |
A lot of people have been asking me, "so how was your trip?" Please see flickr photos and determine for yourself... http://www.flickr.com/photos/jberceuse/
Hope you like them. (*** the St. Croix pictu...
Posted by ELAINE! on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:45:00 PST |
I did my taxes! |
Actually, Tim did my taxes.He also wrote a testimonial about "my" experience, which has been submitted to the Turbo Tax website. Please enjoy:
Jenni’s Turbo Tax Testimonial
After a particula...
Posted by ELAINE! on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:48:00 PST |
This is my life |
A Jack Handey bit...
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you neve...
Posted by ELAINE! on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:10:00 PST |
That’s the spirit! |
I urge you to immediately go to the nearest ATM and withdraw way too much money (potentially all of it, if this seems suitable), stuff it in your wallet and walk down the street completely in control....
Posted by ELAINE! on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:35:00 PST |
A Better Son/Daughter |
"And you'll fight it you'll go out fighting all of them"
Posted by ELAINE! on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:55:00 PST |
