about me... well, i love to laugh and sing, but both are equally loud and obnoxious. i can't hear all that well, so mostly everything that comes out of my mouth has a little more volume than it should. i usually only sing when i've been drinking on account of how horrid it is, and i'm only willing to embarrass myself on such a level once i have alcohol in my system. that makes the situation worse because i get twice as loud once i've started drinking. not only can i not hear well, i can't see, either. i'm also incredibly clumsy. my friends are working on getting me full body pads and a helmet that i'm willing to wear in public. i doubt we'll be successful, so i'll keep running into doorways and walking head first into scaffolds (i changed it just for you, trish) and having bruises on me at all times. i'm finished describing myself for now. it's also important that you all know i own the most awesome pair of light up tennis shoes ever. they're pretty damn sweet, and you should all be crazy jealous. for the record... according to my nephew addison, i'm a pretty cool kid. all you really need to know is, i'm the shit. honestly, i wouldn't lie about such a thing (EVER).
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