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Joe (Last Name Deleted)

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Stumbling, reclusive, type-O personality. O as in Offensive and type as in stereo. Courageously stupid, ego in his pocket. Patient in observation, only casually rude. Breaking stop's, jolting go's, never a dull moment. Represents the uncouth, unkempt, dream. Ghost of Paul Cezanne, reincarnated, dead, pauper. Wishes to be Diogenes or maybe Da Vinci, but instantly recognized as no one in particular. Snarling ferocity of spirit, creative indulges are plenty. Gambling life for art - a game of slow strategy and winning is everything.

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My Interests

finishing what I've started, trying to swim upstream, banging drums, furious upheavals of injustice. Singing songs of freedom.

I'd like to meet:



Other potential mad-men (I like to counsel), Painters, sculpters, people who like stinky cheese (really, why?), people who really like me. I don't care why, I'm whorish like that.

Music:

Currently listening to: The Information by Beck


Favorites: Bob Dylan, Neil Young, The Who, The Beatles, Wilco, Flickerstick, The Cars, Dandy Warhols, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Richie Havens, Buddy Guy, Robert Johnson, Bob Marley, Mos Def, Common, Kanye West, Beethoven, Mozart, Rage Against the Machine, The Black Crowes, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Duke Ellington, Stevie Wonder, Jimi Hendrix, Woody Guthrie, Odetta, Alice in Chains, Public Enemy, Radiohead, Stone Temple Pilots, Gene Krupa, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Liam Clancy (the Clancy Brothers)

Movies:

Click on highlighted movies for more information Assault on Precinct 13 , The Kid , City Lights , A History of Violence, Harry, Un ami qui vous veut du bien , Shawshank Redemption, Det Sjunde Inseglet , Cube, Repo Man, The Jerk, Tibet Cry of the Snow Lion, The Weather Underground, Rope, Vertigo, The Trouble With Harry, North by Northwest, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (I saw Jay and Silent Bob SB with my wife on our first date) A Bout de Souffle , Amelie, Cannibal: The Musical, Il Buono, Il Bruno, Il Cattivo, Dr. Strangelove (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb), Monty Python's Life of Brian, La Vita e Bella, Nosferatu eine Symphonie des Grauens, The Big Lebowski, This is Spinal Tap, Donnie Darko, To Kill a Mockingbird, Memento, Following , The Shining, Amadeus, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Strangers on a Train, Network, Kundun, Annie Hall, Unforgiven, Idiocracy, Duck Soup, Harvey, Sideways, the Dead Zone, The Prestige, Babel, Factotum, Cache

Television:

CBS' Sunday Morning, Face the Nation, Reno 911!, Scrubs, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, My Name is Earl, Da Ali G Show, Yes Dear...That's actually the only TV I watch other than the occasional sporting event. No cable. I used to have cable, but I watched so much that I think my brain actually started leaking out of my ears

Books:

On The Road by Jack Kerouac, The Rum Diary by Hunter S Thompson, The Divine Comedy by Dante, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce, The Potato: history through it's eyes and The Banana Peel Mafia--Terror Was Never So Slippery, a history, both by Joe Lambdin any poetry by: Gertrude Stein, Allen Ginsberg, Dylan Thomas, or Robert Frost

Heroes:

H.H. the Dalai Lama, Hunter S. Thompson (who coincidently look almost exactly alike) Kevin Smith, Dr. James B. Danegahli, Bob Dylan, Gandhi, Jesus Christ, the apostle Thomas, Homer Simpson, Alfred Hitchcock, Johnny Depp, Billy Mills

My Blog

The Best Films You Probably Haven't Seen (Part 2) - Nothing

No matter who is reading this, there are two things that I know we have in common:   we are both human (please inform me if you are not) and we have both, at some point in our lives, wished...
Posted by Joe (Last Name Deleted) on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

The Best Films You Probably Haven't Seen (Part 1) - Idiocracy

For ten years now I have been using the majority of my free time viewing every film that I've heard (or read) was worth spending said time on.  I've come a long way, initially loving movies like...
Posted by Joe (Last Name Deleted) on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:42:00 PST

Halloween in the bunker, Lindsey Lohan, and Cultural Insight from a 5 year old

My wife and I decided to celebrate Halloween this year.  So, in the spirit of the holiday I disconnected the silent alarm and removed the stuffed teddy bear filled with agent orange that I placed...
Posted by Joe (Last Name Deleted) on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST

Three Poems

One night, about two years ago, I woke up around three A.M., sat down in the side room of the house and wrote out these three poems.  I don't know where they came from, I'm not much of a writer, ...
Posted by Joe (Last Name Deleted) on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:18:00 PST

A Short List of Some People I Hate

I was bored and thought I would compile a list of people I hate.  It's not a complete list, I'm sure, as I don't know the names of everyone in China, but this is all I can think of right now.&nbs...
Posted by Joe (Last Name Deleted) on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:46:00 PST

Lessons Learned from George W. Bush (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bum)

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, or at least that's what my dear mother always told me in that sweet "it'll be ok" voice of hers.  Well, right now, President Bush is our lemon, folks...
Posted by Joe (Last Name Deleted) on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:34:00 PST

New Hillbilly Neighbors and Ruined Petunias...

First off, for those of you who don't know, I live in an underground bunker specifically designed for me by the world's most renowned bunker architect, Peter Douglass Fairbanks (P.D. Fairban...
Posted by Joe (Last Name Deleted) on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:25:00 PST

God Doesn't Exist and Other Minor Critisms, From an Ignorant Man

In my ever constant search for good beastiality porn, I actually stumbled upon an article that shocked me to the very core. "Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God" it said.  The man apparently...
Posted by Joe (Last Name Deleted) on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:26:00 PST

I'm Moving to Cyprus and Opening a Pink Taco

Is anyone following the Presidental elections in the country of Cyprus?  Well, I have, and I'm here to champion one of it's candidates,  Costas Kyriakou.  He's a great man, wi...
Posted by Joe (Last Name Deleted) on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:21:00 PST

What have I been doing?

I haven't been online much in awhile and there is reason for this myspace laziness.  Although I'm not really at liberty to tell you the story myself, I thought this document might help explain my...
Posted by Joe (Last Name Deleted) on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:54:00 PST