auntie jen©

About Me

hello you! ok....my name is jen, im silly, sweet, smart, funny, and nerdy. i love laughing, having fun, and meeting new people.i work for a local non-profit org thats doing good things in your neighborhood :-) in my off time i'm working on bringing sexy back..tee hee...there are a few lessons i have learned with age... 1)your life can change in a minute and not always for the better, so you better appreciate and enjoy the people and times that fill you with joy. 2)sometimes you are gonna meet people that are so full of it that you wanna reach over and wipe the residual bits of bullsh*t off their lips. 3) there are a few moments in life that are so beautiful and perfect they take your breath away...i am sure there are a few more life lessons to learn...but i feel like i am off to a good start with these loli am a good intentioned white girl with a seriously short attention span...but i really do mean well. i love my friends and would do anything for them....we will go down in history as scrooooooooowtorious!!!!!!! lmao and i love my dogs even though they dont listen to sh*t i say...

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My Interests

i'm intrested in phylosophy, world religions, music, laughing, dominos, darts, "DR"ing, men with pretty faces, social drinking ;)....oh and i almost forgot ass grabbin!..
Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com scroooowday...the montage...lmao

I'd like to meet:

i have been blessed to meet and know some of the best folks around, but i always love meeting new people. people who still dream big, see the humor in everyday life, help others when they can, fun, funny, genuine, positive people that like to have a cocktail or two on the weekend ;)also morris chestnut and justin timberlake do alot of things for auntie jen...can i get a witness?i dont want to meet any haters...i know enough of them....ps. you do'nt look cute when you make that face..you should stop that...also i think hatin gives you wrinkles. lmao

Music:

earth wind and fire, commodores, marvin gaye, al green, alicia keyes, erykah badu, (tyrone was my theme song for about a year lmao) donny hathaway, aaliyah....your kinda getting the idea right?...also if the song computer love does not make you smile i can't even deal with you....

Movies:

i love kung-fu flicks. i dont really care if they are new or old...but i do prefer the ones where they fight in a ring of fire at the end...lmao. i also love all the old school john hughes films from the 80's.....and i f*cking live for super crappy b horror movies.

Television:

i have not watched any tv in a good while but i still love me some maury povich...that is the best show on tv...it's at least the funniest... ;) photoshop is the sh*t!

Books:

watership down is my all time favorite.

Heroes:

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My Blog

CHEEZ-ITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok kids these videos were cracking me up....david blaine really is a creepy mofo...and this guy does him hella good....lmao enjoy ;) ....you shrunk my honda you bitch!!!!!...
Posted by auntie jen© on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 07:20:00 PST

what did the five fingers.....

say to the face? i'm a firm believer of a good old fashioned smack in the mouth Crack-a-lack!!!!!!! some of these people may not realize they are irritating as shit unless we start smacking them...
Posted by auntie jen© on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:51:00 PST

....you keep telling me u wanna be my king...but when u gonna wear the crown?.....