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Salvatore Paradise

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About Me

Pay me money to write stuff about you. IE $10,000.00 gets you something great like: "Your name here" IS AWESOME & STUFF!Also, yes, I know I look like a nutjob, a conspiracy theorist, the trouble is, I know too much, there is too much for any one man to do about it. What's more is that I'm right, not only is there a conspiracy, but you are actually as ugly as they told me you were. Thanks for sharing a laugh, even if it was at you. I hope we can be pals. This lady is not going to be our first female President. Mark my words. HAH HAH HAH SNIPER FIRE HAH HA HAH IT IS SO FUNNY I'M LAUGHING ABOUT IT HA HA -Sarcasm Also check this link here: DAILY DEATH WATCH DIG ON THESE PHENOMSMIKE ERKER PERFORMS "IT'S REAL" .. width="425" height="350".. .. .. RATE THIS MIKE ERKER PERFORMANCE ON YOU TUBE CLICK HERE


I'm diabetic with a trimmed beard. I'm great because I tell myself I'm great and nobody seems to disagree with me when I'm talking to myself about myself. Quit my job a long time ago. I graduated from COLLLAGE YAY!! I'm married to a crazy woman and we have three crazy kids together. Want to know more? Just ask... you never know we might become friends. Or perhaps enemies. Then if you wronged me, I'd lie about you having W.M.D.'s and I'd have my good buddy Katie D. kick your arse because unlike you, I actually have W.M.D.'s and the ability to deliver them(KATIE D.)
If the war took too long because of miserably failed political "strategery", I'd completely stay the course even if 92 of my top generals resign or retire from duty during the course of said prolonged military engagement. Nobody wants to be at the top of the card castle when it falls down.
On July 17, 2006 our President was recorded saying the following to Tony Blair after Kofi Anon and Tony Blair both moved to suggest that UN troops should be stationed on the Lebanese border with Isreal in order to encourage the restoration of peace, “See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit, its ignorant.”-Our esteemed international diplomat, George W.M.D. BushThat's all you get of that.
I CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST FANS OF MIKE ERKER.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULD BE LISTENING TO HIM RIGHT NOW, SO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR EYES AND MAKE YOUR EARS HAPPY, GO .. THE LINK. HE PLAYS GUITAR AND SOMEBODY SAID HE IS A MORE FREAKIN' TALENTED SINGER/SONGWRITER THAN JACK JOHNSON!
I am also quite interested in politics. With that in mind I have a few quotes for you to live by if you are thinking about going into politics:
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." --Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"Without justice, there can be no peace. He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it." --Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Stride Towards Freedom

"Wherever you see a man who gives someone elses corruption, someone elses prejudice as a reason for not taking action himself, you see a cog in The Machine that governs us." - John Jay Chapman, Practical Agitation (1898)

"The phenomenon of corruption is like the garbage. It has to be removed daily." - Ignacio Pichardo Pagaza, NY Times, April 17, 1987


BOB DYLAN WROTE A SONG IN 1963 THAT HE CALLED "MASTERS OF WAR"IT GOES LIKE THIS:
Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build the big bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks
You that never done nothin'
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly
Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain
You fasten the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion
As young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud
You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins
How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
Even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do
Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul
And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead
Two diabetics dancing to fix healthcare.

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My Interests

I'm interested in history, finding peaceful solutions to large international problems, finding new music, loving my family, playing with computers, learning my favorite songs on guitar, curing diabetes, dancing to loud music for fun, finding and reading more good novels, discovering new gadgets in popular science, and enjoying the natural beauties of the world, oh yes, and I'm interested in finding a job. I am also interested in seeing to it that as many people as possible discover this man:

I'd like to meet:


Bono, and Paul Newman.
End of coolness.
Begin uncoolness:
I'd also like to meet George W. Bush, a man I refer to only as "CAPTAIN QUAGMIRE" in my opinion one of the world's biggest idiots.and the Republicans:
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Music:


U2, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals, B.B. King, Muddy Waters, Cake, G-Love, Thos, Lenny Kravitz, Weezer, Cream, Eric Clapton, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Strokes, Bob Dylan, P-Funk All Stars, George Clinton, INXS (THE REAL INXS), Duran Duran, Elvis Presley, Passengers, Luciano Pavrati, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Cobble Hillbillies, Lou Bega, Louis Armstrong, Dave Matthews, Catherine Wheel, Will Smith, Ani Defranco, The Velvet Underground, The Violent Femmes, far too tired, will add more later...and so later has arrived...Jack Johnson, James, Jewel, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Peter Gabriel, Daft Punk, Louis Armstrong, Dean Martin, Harry Connick Jr., Queen Latifa, Bel-Biv-Devoe, M.C. Hammer, The Fresh Prince, Prince, The Rolling Stones, Queen, MU330, Special Sauce, Keith Moon, Elvis Costello, Eric Clapton, Aerosmith, Don't Die Cindy, Peter Frampton, Cher, Michael Jackson, Dolly Parton, Shania Twain, GooGoo Dolls, The Verve, The Verve Pipe, Sublime, and so on...and yet another later...KINGS OF LEON, THE FEED, JEWEL, THE ROLLINGS STONES, THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES, OLD KINDER, WHITE RABBIT, NADA SURF, REEL BIG FISH, MU330, JASON WEBLEY, THE YARDBIRDS, BEN FOLDS, BIG TITTIE DISHWASHERS, THOS, YANNI, okay not really YANNI, but really MUDDY WATERS, KINGS OF LEON, KINGS OF LEON, KINGS OF LEON, ... I guess you'll have to wait for more. I wonder if I'm gettin too redundant. Oh well. So here's some more: Ryan McNeely, Dub Kitchen, Josh Rouse, The Dirty 30's, Sai Collins and the Getaway Drivers, Dub Kitchen, Dub Kitchen, Dub Kitchen, Danny Bommarito, TomPhonic, Mississippi Drift, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Muddy Waters, Queen, Kings of Leon and Kings of Leon.

Movies:

Watch some. Love Ground Hog Day. Actually I've watched a whole bunch of movies. Old ones, new ones, bad ones, really bad ones, good ones, really really good ones. I even knew a guy who was directing his own movie and he died while filming it. I actually am quite a movie buff. I am a tough critic, and I won't sit through a movie if I don't really like it. But I will speak highly of a movie if I love it. I also like PIXAR movies, shorts, film festivals, and I worked at Blockbuster for a long time. My uncle is a pretty good actor, he is more of a stage actor than a screen actor, but he's in a couple of movies you've probably never heard of. I'll mention them hoping to come across an obscure fan of one of them. They weren't that bad, as a matter of fact they were quite moving, very touching, and given a better budget and more time, I'm certain they would have been more successful. "The Treatment" "The Game of Thier Lives" and others... but those are the two I remember.

Television:

On it. Watch for that studly local Dirt Cheap Sales guy. Then look twice at the Chicken. Thats me. Cheep cheap. Fun fun. Okay, not really, but I am quite into HDTV. I do custom home installations of personal home HD THEATERS. I also think that this guy should be on TV:

Books:

Read some, will read more. Like some don't like others.My favorite book is On The Road by Jack KerouacRead Kurt Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle" and boy was that a fun day! As a result, I'm looking for a modern Bokonono cult. If anybody knows where one is, please tell me. Very potent stuff in these modern times Bokononoism.I recently finished reading "HARPO SPEAKS" and if it isn't the single most hilarious and interesting biography of the 20th century, I couldn't tell you what book is. Thanks for the suggestion Mike Jones!I also recently finished reading "A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES" and it was hilarious. I laughed out loud at this book more times than I have ever laughed out loud at any book as I was reading it. It was not what I expected. I picked it up because I thought it was going to be some fantastic political commentary novel or something about the Bush administration. After the first page I knew I was dead wrong, but I was hooked and couldn't stop reading. I guess it was because the book is a very funny leap directly into the city of New Orleans, and my brother lives there, and Bush wacked New Orleans.Anyway, I am now reading Kurt Vonnegut's "Galapagos" and enjoying it every bit as much as I enjoyed reading a number of his other books. I guess I would enjoy being in a book club, but I don't like the idea of having a bunch of idiots sit around and do the same thing. Reminds me too much of school. I hated school.Okay so I've finished reading "Galapagos" and I'll probably read it again as it was fantastic. Apparently Kurt Vonnegut thinks that there are no readers out there, but I am one. When I finished "Galapagos" I was happy and sad at the same time. I suppose I should do my best to find another new KV book.I believe that someday someone will write a powerful biography about the life of this guy: because he's like a modern and much more tragic version of a certain deaf prodigy you may have heard of who went by the name of Beethoven.

Heroes:

COOL HAND LUKE, Grandpa E., fans of Michael Erker, The Real Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Bono and anyone who is not a cockmo.

My Blog

GO SEE SICKO!

    It is the singular most powerful movie I've seen in over 10 years.  It will move you, regardless of what you think of Michael Moore.
Posted by Salvatore Paradise on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:12:00 PST

My Brother is In Iraq

SUPPORT THE OUR TROOPS! WAIT NO I MEANT SUPPORT THE CIVILIAN CONTRACTORS! My little brother Tom arrived in Baghdad Airport the other day. He was geared up by the company he works for in full body armo...
Posted by Salvatore Paradise on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:19:00 PST

SERGIO MOMARSH BIRTHDAY BASH INVITE!!!

Hey peoples who can be considered friendly to the one and only SERGIO MOMARSH, This means you rock stars, talent agents, soccer stars, political activists, charity workers, old pals, new friends, ...
Posted by Salvatore Paradise on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

I just applied for a jorb at Bungie

They'll hire me because I'm awesome like Strong Bad!...
Posted by Salvatore Paradise on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST

Q: WHO WANTS TO FOLLOW THE PRESIDENT OFF OF A CLIFF?

REPUBLICANS A: WE DO!DEMOCRATS A: WHAT?GERNERAL PUBLIC A: KISS MY ASS, I SAW WHAT HAPPENED IN NEW ORLEANS AFTER KATRINA, I REMEMBER ALL THAT TALK ABOUT WMD's IN IRAQ, I REMEMBER WHO "BROWNIE" IS, I KN...
Posted by Salvatore Paradise on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

WHY DID I GET FIRED? I'LL TELL YOU WHY I GOT FIRED.

Recently (5 weeks ago or so) I started a new job working for Carlson Travel Center as a Travel Agent.  I had just finished my training and gotten a very high score (100%) on my final test over al...
Posted by Salvatore Paradise on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

I hereby resolve to speak honestly about how angry it makes me to see about a dozen or so men dressed as terrorists in hooded masks supervise the hanging Saddam in a dark room without a public audienc...
Posted by Salvatore Paradise on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST

VICTORY DEATHS REACH MAXIMUM CAPACITY!!!

Thousands More Dead In Continuing Iraq Victory...onion_embed{ background:rgb(256,256,256)!important;border:4px solid rgb(65,160,65);border-width:4px 0 1px 0;margin:10px 30px!important;padding:5px;over...
Posted by Salvatore Paradise on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:21:00 PST

CURE ME SOON

    http://www.iacoccafoundation.org/doc/Faustman_Nov_2003.pdfDi abetics GOOGLE d.faustman and cross your fingers!!!
Posted by Salvatore Paradise on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST

KATIE DUNCAN: Check out this video: I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN

Posted By:Patrick G. FILMMAKERGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Salvatore Paradise on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST