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Jesus

Hello! My name is Jesus

About Me

I was born in 0 B.C. My mom was the Virgin Mary and my dad is God. Little do many people know, but God is actually gay and so am i.

My Interests

Beating off, walking in the desert, smokin the hookah with my dad, God, and all the apostales.

I'd like to meet:

Cute little boys with virgin assholes, between the ages of 4 and 10. That is how i like em'

Movies:

Jesus Christ Superstar, The Passion Of The Christ, Deep Throat, The whole Beethoven and Land Before Time series.