Victory by Design

Hi,I'm Matt, or Koenig(kaynig) to some. I'm 22, from south St. Louis city, though I've lived all over the area. I spend a majority of my time destroying shit with my friends, or with my girlfriend(probably not destroying shit). I enjoy messing with my car, whatever it happens to be at the time... I've had several as of late. I like street racing for the most part, as the show car scene doesn't really intrest me(being that they are mostly queers and lamers). I used to do the whole motorcycle thing, that ended for several reasons, most importantly being that my new 2005 R6 was stolen(lame). I'm pretty glad it's gone, I would probably be a smear on highway 270 right about now had it not been stolen. The summer I had it was pretty fun though, oddly.. I never dropped it(except for one time in my driveway like a dumbass, shut up dave). Things I learned from riding... Well, most guys with motorcycles are idiots... If they aren't trying to baffle you with their pitiful amount of mechanical knowledge, they were doing something fucking retarded(which usually resulted in them laying their shit down). Idiots. Car guys are a different story, it would appear as though we all have damn near the same sick, twisted sense of humor, which is great, because most normal people view me as a sick son of a bitch(which I have no problem with, seeing as most people suck). I've made alot of good friends as I've jumped from car to car, most of which have also been jumping from car to car. Save for Cam, who owns a car reminiscent of something they'd pull out of an archaeological dig site(only kidding, the fox gets more ass than a toilet seat). Anyway, I'm quite negative and sarcastic, and enjoying lambasting morons for a good laugh. If you're thinking it... I'm saying it, sober or not. I'm quick witted and brutal when it comes to slinging shit at other people. Fuck with me, and you'll get wrecked in a verbal pissing match.