"Appear Invisible" - part two |
Place your bets! I said as I opened the door to my flat. Im sorry? she said. Man alive. She was about three inches shorter than me, fulli-sh figured,and pointed her accomplished, querulous no...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:19:00 GMT |
"Appear Invisible" - part one |
Id just got home from work, and had barelydivested myself of my overcoat and smoked a small pipe, when I heardthe shrill ring of my entry phone. My entry phone is only ever brought into operation by...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:14:00 GMT |
For Brucie |
Forsooth, ForsythStill clings to lifeFor he fears the place that has no iceWhere the devil's words cut like a knife"Nice to see you, to see you nice".
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:20:00 GMT |
My Parents Went To Brobdingnag.... |
..and all I got was this massive t-shirt.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:36:00 GMT |
My Divine Holiday |
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Thought I'd try the whole "last minute holiday" thing. The girl at the agents smiled a bit, and said "I think I've got a holiday that you'll really enjoy". She had a tattoo on her arse. I cou...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:53:00 GMT |
Orpheus Dissenting |
I ain't going down there.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:01:00 GMT |
Timing |
Are the holidays over when you take down the decorations, or you finish your drugs? If the latter, happy fucking holidays, you beautiful people. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:38:00 GMT |
Homo Bon Mot |
Mmm!
Give me time....
...oh, it's on the tip of my tongue.....
Now I remember!
Isn't that amusing?
Hello?
Boy, is sarcasm not the lowest form of wit.
(Or is it?)
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:24:00 GMT |
Closure |
Not enough water under the bridge
Not enough tragedy plus time
When your heart grinds it's gears
Like it's driven by - well, me
I.O.U. a dozen years
And you will get your reward in heaven,
Probably m...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:16:00 GMT |
No Longer Fit For Purpose |
She's nice.
But seems to live a very active life.
I'm not sure how that
Would intersect
With my apathy
Still, what's the worst that could happen?
Oh, right, yeah.
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:07:00 GMT |
