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Panama Jackson

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About Me

sometimes i feel like a nut. sometimes you look like ass. i make koolaid for my family while smoking a little grass. too bad i don't smoke or that might make sense. how high? so high that i can touch the sky. out in the streets, they call it murder. so. yeah. word. life. can't tell me nothing cuz i live the good life. success keeps me from fallin'. i love the smile of the 70s soul bitches. and that's soul, bitches. not soul bitches as in bitches with soul. nope. two finger salute while kickin' rocks in harlem on a tuesday. no passion? now you got some. use it or lose or be like nike and just do it. ain't nothing to it but to do it. shake shake shake. shake shake shake...ah now you're just playing with it. i will not lose. probably cuz you don't even know it's a game. hov. chuuuch.

My Interests

living, writing, music (from listening to creating to critiquing to wanting to slap the shit out of Dem Franchize Boys but not Ying Yang Twins), driving up and down I-95 between DC and NY, frolicking and playing in the grass despite living on a street with no grass, being a conspiracy theorist while debunking other people's conspiracy theories, creating new personas and names to go with said personas, attempting to take over the world, being prideful of my alma mater while silently snickering at anybody who didn't go there or Spelman college, being a Duke Blue Devils fan, hanging out with my compadres in any major city across the nation, being humbly pretentious and trying to figure out how to get into the world of entertainment without actually using conventional methods or kneepads

I'd like to meet:

all the kelvin mercer look-a-likes.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Panama Jackson AKA The Good Rev. Petey Jakes
Birthday: Gemini, bitch
Birthplace: Panama (the real Noriega)
Current Location: Washington, DC AKA Not-As-Chocolate-As-It-Used-To-Be City
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Amphibious
Your Heritage: Half Black man from Alabama/Half white woman from France
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steve Madden golf lookin' shoes
Your Weakness: cheaply priced CD's...damn you CD Depot
Your Fears: mediocrity and little people
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and green peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get one of my projects off the ground, like my book
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sweet
Thoughts First Waking Up: why won't this bitch SNOOZE!!
Your Best Physical Feature: mah eyes!
Your Bedtime: b/w midnight and 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: freshman year at Morehouse
Pepsi or Coke: orange juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK bitch!
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: orange juice
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbucks is evil like Darth Vader
Do you Smoke: ham
Do you Swear: proficiently
Do you Sing: horribly
Do you Shower Daily: very much so daily
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there done that...mad i left
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: more than Kanye, if that's possible
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: sure do
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: famously
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure...they don't bother me none
Do you play an Instrument: not really...im trynna learn the guitar though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope, woe is me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i dont like oreo's...i like the pink iced animal cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i don't do raw fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no...i live in DC...its cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: aside from your soul...no
Ever been Drunk: lots of times actually
Ever been called a Tease: no...i'm the Tickler
Ever been Beaten up: i got knocked the f**k out in 1st grade
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: painlessly and listening to Donny Hathaway
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich bitch
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: tall enough that i can't use them as an armrest
Weight: twice me = peace
Best Clothing Style: erykah badu meets pharrell's sister
Number of Drugs I have taken: don't make Jim Morrison look clean
Number of CDs I own: more than a few less than a million
Number of Piercings: who kurs?
Number of Tattoos: no murals
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2...who the hell is this question for???

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Music:

my tastes are varied as the day is long..., donny hathaway, willie hutch, michael jackson, marvin gaye, guns 'n roses, blue oyster cult, outkast, biggie, tupac, jay-z, nas, blueprint (the rapper not the album), murs, rjd2, blackalicious, dj shadow, res, esthero, ray-j, omarion, destiny's child, beyonce, con funk shun, barry white, nirvana, the temptations, jefferson airplane, the doors, jimi hendrix, donald byrd, the roots, isaac hayes, diana ross, christina milian, splender (best band nobody's ever heard of), coldplay, sam cooke, kanye west, bobby brown, curtis mayfield, new edition, jackson 5, erykah badu, rose royce (with Gwen Dickey), kool & the gang, teddy p., hem, etc.

Movies:

the temptations movie, my fellow americans, coming to america, roll bounce, menace II society, the wood, the best man, forrest gump, love actually, the princess bride, can't hardly wait, you got served! (i know i know), baby boy (once again, i know)....

Television:

the wire, grey's anatomy, studio 60 on sunset strip, friends, seinfeld, girlfriends, anything on vh1, the gauntlet, the boondocks, america's next top model (these are some pretty questionable picks huh?), mtv jams and vh1 soul, espn, mtv, being bobby brown (bring back BOBBY BROWN!!), and the news from time to time...

Books:

their eyes were watching god, any non-fiction books, oren bell, the castle in the attic, of mice and men, most civil rights books, sociology books, race-based discussions on anything

Heroes:

my pops, my momma (s), marvin the martian, donny hathaway, anybody who makes it huge without any talent whatsoever, i.e. puffy..

My Blog

mothertruckers i hate

i extremely detest the motherfuckers who know they have to walk thru a metal detector into a secured off building... ...but DON'T take shit off UNTIL they get to the conveyor belt where they have to r...
Posted by Panama Jackson on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST

i got nothing

seriously. i just felt like writing something down here.  i've gone back to blogging at my regular site (www.jacksongtickle.com) but i feel like filling in the space here. did you ever see 'space...
Posted by Panama Jackson on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:03:00 PST

old age and got damn shames

is it just me or has anybody else noticed that the older you get the worse motherfuckers dress?  i have to do this. forgive me father, for i have sinned.  i watched fashion faux-pas after f...
Posted by Panama Jackson on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:39:00 PST

it's been a long time...

...sue me bitches. you ever just not feel like writing so you don't and then something happens that makes you want to do? yeah, well, that hasn't happened to me either.  basically the kid is in c...
Posted by Panama Jackson on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:29:00 PST

you might...

...be a nigga, if: you tape AND get busted for giving little kids weed (age 2 and 5) and then you justify it (or attempt to do so) by stating, ever so eloquently: "i mean, they was gonna smoke at some...
Posted by Panama Jackson on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:59:00 PST

go getta...

...by young jeezy has to be one the worst songs i've heard in quite some time. and it isn't necessarily the beat.  as far as young jeezy beats go, its great for him.  standard boom-bap with ...
Posted by Panama Jackson on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

for valentine's day...

...since valentine's day is tomorrow and my "official" valentine is a few states away and hence un-touchable, i'd like to list the women i love who if they were in reach i'd sop up with a biscuit:gabr...
Posted by Panama Jackson on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST

reason 548 that i need to move back down south

the cold weather actually makes me stay at work longer. for the past few days, i'v left work ridiculously late because i was attempting to mentally prepare myself to step outside.  i didnt say i...
Posted by Panama Jackson on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

why i like hyphy

[***disclaimer:  if by any chance you are from the bay and you read this and get even the slightest bit offended and would like to tell me off, kiss my ass and go die. mmkay. thanks. bye.***] now...
Posted by Panama Jackson on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

sh*t you probably shouldn't say to a chick in the club

random white guy in the club on Sunday after the Colts asswhippin' of the Chicago Bears: "your name's Amber?  wow, that's like the default name for a woman with no morals, like a stripper!" i was...
Posted by Panama Jackson on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:57:00 PST