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Coach Blade

Growing old is Mandatory. Growing up is Voluntary

About Me

I'm hot, young, sexy and have a great rack. Wait a minute...that was in my past life when I was either a hot stripper chic or a cute little fuzzy squirrel. Oh what the hell. If you're really interested in knowing, well you know where to find me.Some of the fun and Interesting things I've done in life: - CoFounder/Instructor of Jamskate Association out of Orlando FL - Coached/Trained the LA and San Diego Derby Dolls. - Creator of Game and Rules played by Derby Dolls. - Re-creator of the roller derby game in fully legitimate form. - Trained Texas Banked track league in a 2 week crash course. - Skated in TNN's Show WSL Rollerjam. - Dolphin and Sea lion Trainer, Penguin caretaker and Show Host @ Marineland FL. - Jamskate Association Co-Founder, Pro skater and Instructor. - Certified Inline and Quad skater/Instructor Level 2 though the USSG and Instructor with Janet Miller of California Skateschool. - Stunt, speed, hockey, freestyle hip hop jamskating, jumps, scripted and legit derby.See if you can spot me in the Right Guard roller derby commercial with Bam Margera. I'm dressed as a rollergirl doing most of the major stunts as well as casting the commercial, choreographing the stunts and also as a skate double and skate/stunt coordinator in the new Jessica Simpson video- A public affair. Interested in becoming a great skater or getting a skating workout? Have a part in a movie or TV show and want the skills to kick ass? Send me a message. I don't teach you to be an OK skater.

My Interests

Keeping the skating industry going by teaching various forms of skating through programs as well as creating a database of skaters from every skilled form to be used for exhibitions, films and TV. Specific skills such as Roller Derby, skating stuntwork, speed, jamskating and even beginner through advanced teaching for character parts on films and television. Rollerskates and Inlines.Dancing (hip-hop), snowboarding, sports, bowling, movies, just going out and acting a fool with friends.

I'd like to meet:

Skaters! All roller girls currently involved in the new all-girl roller derby trend. As well as Jamskaters, speed skaters, hockey skaters, aggressive skaters and even rink rats. And if there are anymore real people around that just want to surround themselves with genuine friends....message me! But you have to be a kid at heart.

Music:

I like many types of music. Mostly those I can Jamskate and entertain to. Old school 80's skate music, miami beats, hip hop, rap, classic and modern rock, punk, salsa etc. If it's got a good beat I'm on it.

Heroes:

A retired Celtic's ball player by the name of M L Carr who gave me a gift and doesn't know it. Thank You Michael!