The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.
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I'd like to meet:
STUPID THINGS YOU HEAR WORKING AT A BAR:- "Do those legs come with the package?"
- "That's a nice set of shoulders you got there."
- "Your not big busted, how does your shirt stay up?"
- "Your like an Angel....A Beer Angel."
- "Damn Girl, you know its all about you girl?"
- "You know, I drive an S500."
- (Halloween, dressed as a pirate) "Girl you better watch yourself, I may just steal your Pirate Booty?"
- (Halloween, dressed as Supergirl) "I'm no damsel in distress, but damn girl, you put me in distress."
- "If I had a broom, Id sweep you off your feet."
- "Girl you look fabulous...(PAUSE)...with a capital F."
- "Excuse me! How heavy is a polar bear??" "Heavy enough to break the ice."
- "Girl, either Im seeing double, or your a 20!"
- "I have a business offer for you...lets bottle your smile and sell it and retire next year together."
- (As Im WORKING behind the bar) Do you come here often? (my response, NO...)
- "I play the field and it looks like I just hit a homerun with you."
- "Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you got a nice set of buns."
- "Just call me Sex Machine."
- "I just wanna say...DAMN GINA." (my names not Gina) "I know...i was just sayin."It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
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Music:
I LOVE MUSIC!!! literally almost everything- Rascal Flatts, Tim McGraw, Garth Brooks, Keith Urban, Carrie Underwood, Martina McBride, Faith Hill. Trisha Yearwood, Brad Paisley, Blake Shelton, Dierks Bentley, No Doubt, Johnny Lang, James Blunt, Ben Harper, Kerri Noble, Jack Johnson, Jay-Z, JT, Kanye, Timbaland, Postal Service, Social D, Unwritten Law, Thrice, Finch, Brand New, Rise Against, Foo Fighters, Incubus, RHCP, the oldies, classic rock, it just goes on...music is a sickness and im addicted...The Soul II Soul Tim and Faith Concert
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Movies:
Where do I begin...I love most all Johnny Depp movies, Donnie Brasco, Fear and Loathing, Finding Neverland, Edward Scissorhands,Benny and Joon,Blow, Pirates, pretty much all of them....I love Garden State, Remember the Titans, the Natural, Rudy, Brians Song, im a fan of Boondock Saints, Green Street Hooligans, City of God, Hotel Rwanda, The Departed, The Goonies, Sandlot, Stand By Me, then you got the animated films like Shrek, Cinderella, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo.. theres just way too many...
Television:
24, The OC, HOUSE, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance???,Prison Break, Entourage, Dancing with the Stars, HEROES....
Books:
All time favorites have to be The Chronicles of Narnia....all of them..I loved A Clockwork Orange, Digital Fortress was good, couldnt put down Angels and Demons, and whatever else there is...i dunno
Heroes:
Batman saved my life once.....but thats cause Spiderman was running late...
(definitely my mom and dad)HIDE CODE
