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Svlad Cjelli

Troubled? Try Crack.

About Me

I live in Louisville with my Love and my daughter. It's not extravagant, but it's exciting, comfortable, and it's the happiest I've ever been. I've greased up my hair and pounded down drinks for long enough now that I know a few things about myself:I love guitars, cars, old motorcycles and music.I don't read enough, but I love to.I don't make friends easily, but when I do it's for lifeIf it's broken, I fix it. period.I am not easily swayed from my opinions or principles.Nothing is more important to me than loved ones.I love to learn new things about everythingWe are all in a lot of trouble.

My Interests

Breaking down barriers, changing the way we think and look at ourselves, undoing the wrong the commercial world has done, and buying american. I try to learn something every day. Music, literature, art, making anything, cooking, photography, writing, movies, good beer, better whiskey, and sticking it to the modern american dream in the name of all that is real and true. Living in Kentucky, Backwoods camping, spending time outside, road trips, family time, mountain biking, wood carving, sculpture, metal fabrication, motorcycles, cars, luthiery, and sewing. My truest nature is that of a troubleshooter, I feel most at home when things are broken and require fixing, taping, wiring, re-wiring, re-programmed, re-calibrated, dried out, pumped out, rebuilt, or disassembled. Most of all, though, I love a good challenge.

I'd like to meet:



German Forklift Instruction Video I can..t believe this is for real. It gets more an more ridiculous.

Music:

Los Straitjackets, the reverend horton heat, buddy holly, elvis, the misfits, the ramones, NOFX, outkast, the flaming lips, neil young, blondie, the talking heads, the runaways, the pixies, frank black, the breeders, BECK, the beastie boys, bloodhound gang, johnny cash, the beatles, led zeppelin, jimi hendrix, buddy miles, buddy guy, the fabulous thunderbirds, stevie ray vaughan, Dick Dale, th'legendary shack shakers, metallica, KISS, any number of hairbands, propaghandi, rage against the machine, audioslave, oysterhead, primus, the police, the vandals, flogging molly, the pogues, dropkick murphy's, the dead kennedys, the CLASH, joe strummer and the mescaleroes, cake, the beat farmers, the dead milkmen, the presidents, thin lizzie, creedence, duane eddy, nick drake, the violent femmes, awwwe hell, this is gonna go on forever.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, The usual Suspects, anything COEN, david llynch films, john waters (what I've seen), the city of lost children, dancer in the dark, the impostors, funny bones, some tim burton, pretty much anything with steve mcqueen, k-pax, texas chainsaw massacre (original), evil dead 1-3, anything from peter jackson or george miller, bandits, hudson hawk, the professional, la femme nikita, quite a few luc besson films, trainspotting, Snatch, fight club, lock stock and two smoking barrels, american beauty, bubble boy, anything from broken lizard, troma films, trey parker and matt stone's movies, the neverending story, altered states, Jesus, how long can it be?

Television:

Who's got time for that? I do love the family guy, the simpsons, futurama, and Scrubs, but I usually just rent a whole season on dvd. Screw commercials. Watching TV these days is setting yourself up for someone else to tell you how to live. Reality shows and american this or that have made it so intolerable for me to conceive of "tuning in" for any real length of time. Movies are slightly better, but not much. Not until you get away from the hollywood and get into the indie stuff.

Books:

By: Hunter S Thompson, George Orwell, Sherwood Anderson, dostoevsky, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, Douglas Adams, Jerome K jerome, Walter Kaufman,

Heroes:

Edward R. Murrows, George Orwell, Link Wray, Winston Churchill, Sheperd Fairey, Andy Kaufman, Fyodor Dostoevsky, and anyone capable of waking up the rest of us.

My Blog

Pedal Pushing=Freedom. . . from a heartbeat

I've begun circulating this, in light of a cyclist being killed last week. If you're interested, here it is. Awareness clearly needs to be raised on both sides of the battle. Cyclist Dies, Driver NOT ...
Posted by Svlad Cjelli on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:52:00 PST

Nevermind about the meter. . .

When faced with the decisions we make on a daily basis, not all of us are always proud of ourselves. Maybe once in a while we make a good choice and buy into something that pays off well. More often, ...
Posted by Svlad Cjelli on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:14:00 PST

my fellow americans

To anyone who is an american citizen and cares about their country:I seldom post blogs and bulletins due partially to my own privacy and yours, but I need to say something, or maybe I've been waiting ...
Posted by Svlad Cjelli on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:54:00 PST

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle am I?

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?DonatelloYou've been described as 'the brains' of your family or group of friends. You're the natural born, 'Mr. Fixit'. You're also considered the most reser...
Posted by Svlad Cjelli on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:25:00 PST

and more Somber yet

One moves two steps, another moves four, no one gets anywhere. Who the fuck wants any of that? It's become more and more obvious to me that we can no longer count upon the staples that once held us to...
Posted by Svlad Cjelli on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:08:00 PST

Paint by numbers

Salvador DaliSalvador Dali should paint your portrait. You love to think about the world in a different way then everyone else. You are very ambitious, and you like strange things. You are curious ...
Posted by Svlad Cjelli on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:38:00 PST

Saw that coming

You Are GuinnessYou know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know...
Posted by Svlad Cjelli on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:00:00 PST