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Joel Berti

Love isn't lying, it's loose in a lady who lingers saying she is lost and choking on hello.

About Me

My nephew Cash Hatosy

My Interests

I prefer the word Passions . . . Acting,Watching Films,Filmmaking,Photography,Music,Telling or being told a good story,golf,games,sexkissesconnectinglovetouchingmassagesment alfuckingsatinthongslingeriewomensensualitygirlshotbodiesuni quebeautifulnaturalfaces,good writing,poetry,biographies,documentaries,pizza,soft serve ice cream,funny people,depth,outdoor concerts,hippies and last but certainly not least Marijuana.

I'd like to meet:

you

Music:

I buy between 3 to 5 albums a week. Instead of listing all the bands that I dig, I'd rather list what I'm listening to presently.(Oftentimes I revisit albums I've owned for years - don't we all?) February Albums: 1)DAVID CROSBY "If Only I Could Remember My Name . . .David Crosby" 2) TV ON THE RADIO "Return To Cookie Mountain" 3)EARTHLESS "Sonic Prayer" 4)LEE SCRATCH PERRY "Panic In Babylon 5)CROSBY,STILLS&NASH "So Far" 6)THE SHINS "Wincing The Night Away"

Movies:

Top 100 (No particualr order) 1.Cinema Paradiso 2.One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest 3.Rocky 4.Sling Blade 5.Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 6.Dead Man Walking 7.Traffic 8.The Insider 9.Me And You And Everyone We Know 10.The Godfather 1 11.The Godfather 2 12.Heat 13.A Thin Red Line 14.Dog Day Afternoon 15.Boogie Nights 16.Chasing Amy 17.Ruby In Paradise 18.Lost In Translation 19.It's A Wonderful Life 20.Jerry Maguire 21.Say Anything 22.Almost Famous 23.Titanic 24.The Big Lebowski 25.Raising Arizona 26.Valley Girl 27.Rain Man 28.Born On The Fourth Of July 29.Platoon 30.The Doors 31.Forrest Gump 32.Annie Hall 33.Porky's 34.Shawshank Redemption 35.Adaptation 36.Y Tu Mama Tambien 37.On The Waterfront 38.The Great Santini 39.Night Shift 40.Kill Bill 1 41.Kill Bill 2 42.Pulp Fiction 43.I Am Sam 44.Good Will Hunting 45.21 Grams 46.Goodfellas 47.Wedding Crashers 48.The Big Lebowski 49.Swingers 50.Diner 51.Rudy 52.Half Neslon 53.Easy Rider 54.Indiana Jones 55.Star Wars 56.Back To The Future 57.American Graffiti 58.Blazing Saddles 59.True Romance 60.Annie Hall 61.Risky Business 62.Magnolia 63.A Woman Under The Influence 64.Point Break 65.The Deer Hunter 66.Harlod And Maude 67.Being There 68.Internal Affairs 69.Basic Instinct 70.Bull Durham 71.Dances With Wolves 72.When A Man Loves A Woman 73.Breakfast Club 74.Less Than Zero 75.Pretty In Pink 76.Sixteen Candles 77.St. Elmo's Fire 78.Jaws 79.The Shining 80.The Prestige 81.Million Dollar Baby 82.Waking Life 83.Glengarry Glen Ross 84.Tootsie 85.Superman(original) 86.The French Connection 87.The Outsiders 88.Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid 89.Cool Hand Luke 90.Karate Kid 91.Seven 92.Schindler's List 93.The Wizard Of Oz 94.To Kill A Mockingbird 95.Raging Bull 96.Young Frankenstein 97.Parenthood 98.Brokeback Mountain 99.Top Gun 100.Sex, Lies And Videotape

Television:

HAPPY DAYS,TAXI,CHEERS,FAMILY TIES,SESAME STREET,THE ELECTRIC COMPANY,SEINFELD,SIX FEET UNDER,60 MINUTES,SISKEL&EBERT,THE ACTOR'S STUDIO,THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON,LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN,FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

Books:

Harper Lee "To Kill A Mockingbird" Mark Twain "Tom Sawyer" Pat Conroy "The Great Santini" Neale Donald Walsh "Conversations With God" Harold Guskin "How To Stop Acting" Coerte Felske "Word" & "Millennium Girl" Judy Blume "Superfudge" Hunter Thompson "Rum Diaries" Ernest Hemingway "Old Man And The Sea" Bret Easton Ellis "Less Than Zero" Susan Jeffers "Feel The Fear But Do It Anyway" Dan Millman "The Life You Were Born to Live" J.D. Salinger "The Catcher in the Rye" Robert Greeenfield "Timothy Leary Bio"

Heroes:

My friends.