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About Me

Mmkay then, where to start? Wellsir, my name would be Joe Merrick, althugh I am a man of many aliases, including Johammad (long story), Eddie, Merrick, Joey, and of course 'What are you doing in those bushes?' Ha, never gets old.
Anyways! I am a Salford University student, yes indeed, and I study Media Production, which basically means I'm studying to hopefully work in a TV studio, Editing Studio, Radio room, or indeed sit in the elusive Director's chair. After all, if it were up to me, more films would contain Northeners and be set in Manchester. Trust me, that would have totally made Titanic better. Seriously.Anyways, feel free to add me if you are not one of the following:
Under 16
Emo
Wigger
Juggalo
One of those twits who leaves 50 pointless bulletins a day
A myspace band I have never met before (You all sound the fucking same. Give it up)
And finally, Easily offended. Let's test you. Does the phrase 'Stop Rape, Say Yes' offend you? If so, you might wanna stop being such a pussy.
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My Interests

Movies
Music
Boxing
Wrestling
Video Games
Writing(Full credit to Sean McGuinness, creator of Twisted Kaiju Theater at www.neomonsterisland.com)

I'd like to meet:

Sir Ian McKellan
Jack Black
Mick Foley
Seth Green
Peter Kay
Bill Bailey
Joss Whedon

Music:

Fear Factory
Dope
Sevendust
Rikets
Stone Sour
Our Lady Peace
Coal Chamber
Fozzy
Stabbing Westward
Motograter
Breaking Point
Nothingface
Rammstein
Static-X
Union Underground
Rob Zombie
David Bowie
Bon Jovi
Queen
Powerman 5000
System of a Down
Godsmack
Stereomud
AC/DC
Metallica
Hell Yeah
Puddle of Mudd
Motorhead
Nonpoint
Pantera
Nine Inch Nails
KoRn
KMFDM
Iron Maiden
The Beatles
X-Ray Dog
Immediate Music
Spineshank
KISS
Blondie
Tenacious D
Shinedown

Movies:

Borat
Anchorman
Predator
Hot Fuzz
Transformers
Simpsons Movie
South Park movie
V for Vendetta
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Batman Begins
The Host
40 Year Old Virgin
Ratatouille
Indredibles
Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Shrek 1 & 2
Alien
Aliens
X-men 1 & 2 & 3
Spider-man 1 & 2
Godzilla movies
Green Mile
Hellboy
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Terminator 1 & 2
Rocky
JAWS
Jurassic Park
The Fly
Dogma
Shaun of the Dead
Godfather
Jackass Movies (I know, kind of a contrast with Godfather)-

Television:

Family Guy
The Tick
Earthworm Jim
Father Ted
Frisky Dingo
Simpsons
Robot Chicken
South Park
Harry Hill's TV Burp
CSI
Futurama
American Dad
Dexter
Heroes
Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Books:

Popcorn and Chart Throb both by Ben Elton,
The Surgeon by Tess Gerritsen,
Erebus by Shaun Hutson
The Sound of Laughter by Peter Kay The Death of WCW by RD Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez Have a Nice Day! by Mick Foley A Lion's Tale by Chris Jericho The Watchmen by Alan Moore

Heroes:

Eddie Merrick
Mick Foley
Sir Ian McKellan
Borat
Venom
Stan Lee
Steve Irwin
Harry Hill
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My Blog

Diary of the Emo Hunter

Emo Hunter's JournalMay 3rd, 2008Went into the city centre today. I decided to break away from my usual patrol habits, seeing as it was the nicest, sunniest day of the year so far. One can't help but ...
Posted by Emo Hunter on Sun, 04 May 2008 02:30:00 PST

I should really be doing my coursework...

Oh hi there! Joe here, you may remember me from 'Joe thinks that sucks!', 'The War of Joe', or 'The fatass who talks too loudly'. Want an autograph?Anyways, I very recently came across yet another cha...
Posted by Emo Hunter on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:35:00 PST

Haha Joe's so fun- Wait, a serious blog?

Hey y'all, Snibbedy Diggedy. I'd like to actually put this blog function malarkey to good use for once to just share a few things with you. See recently I've done a LOT of thinking with regards to my ...
Posted by Emo Hunter on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:03:00 PST

And now it's time for..."Joe Thinks That Sucks!"

Welcome, ladies and gentleman! Here you will see a stupid bulletin I just received, and me tear the shit out of it! Let's get started! Body: Body: Girl is on the couch making o...
Posted by Emo Hunter on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST

The Tale of the Pigeon Thief

The Epic Tale of the Pigeon Thief Ah, Manchester. You know, I dont think Ill ever give up the place in my heart that this city has. You can have your Bahamas, your Floridas and indeed...
Posted by Emo Hunter on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:22:00 PST

The War of Joe

Bzz. Hmm? Bzzz. Strange. A familiar noise Bzzzz. Seems to be coming from behind that door BZZZZ. Thats curiously loud...lets see Sure enough, I opened said door and won...
Posted by Emo Hunter on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:58:00 PST

The Top 7 Moments of X-Men 3

Ok, before we start off, I just want to make it PERFECTLY CLEAR that this will contain SPOILERS for those who have not seen X-Men 3. If you do not want to know what happens, DO NOT READ THIS UNTIL YOU...
Posted by Emo Hunter on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:00:00 PST

The Mother of all Rants

Alright, ya made me do it. There is just so much I have to get off my chest, that instead of writing several blogs, I'm gonna write one huge-ass pissed off rant. Let's start it off: Pointless...
Posted by Emo Hunter on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:10:00 PST

Chippies rule. Seriously.

You know, it occurred to me today just how much chip shops rock. I mean, they actuaolly have the ability to make your day that much better overall, you ever noticed that? However, the one thing that c...
Posted by Emo Hunter on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:05:00 PST

THAT FRIGGIN DOES IT

Alrighty, now I'm not one of those assholes who preaches about how much Myspace sucks even though he's, you know, USING it, but I feel I must point out some of the unnecassary flaws in Myspace, ...
Posted by Emo Hunter on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:07:00 PST