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Millman

somebody better come around, and help me dig myself an early grave

About Me

I LOVE EATIN CHICKEN....to me, it's the coolest tastiest sexual chocolate this side of the BQE....this one guy i know throws it up on the grill and teaches it a lesson with spices and sauces the likes of which this little breast shouldah known....and if it don't know, now it knows. Eatin chicken is THE NEW BLACK. when i was in highschool i was in a gang, we rolled deep with sick jean jackets that had big chickens on the back...sick embroidery! now i'm the roadie for a band that sings ONLY about chickens, they'd rather i don't give out their name. BUT, they are really good. Life is like a box of chicken, you gonna eat the whole damn thing!

My Interests

Eatin lots and lots of chicken. I like BBQ chicken, general tso's chicken, chicken fingers, popcorn chicken, chicken parm, grill chicken, chicken soup, chicken salad, chicken marsala, chicken pot pie, bbq chicken pizza, chicken tika masala, sesame chicken, chicken cordon bleu, tandorri chicken.

I'd like to meet:

NEW AND IMPROVED BUNKER TV EPISODE 7

Music:

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Television:

Miami Vice, Daily Show, SNL, South Park, Drawn Together, Good Times, Animaniacs, What's Happening, Starsky and Hutch

Heroes:

I don’t know what to say, really. 8 days till the biggest battle of our professional lives... all comes down to the UDC. Either, we drink, as a team, or we’re gonna crumble…beer by beer, shot by shot…till we’re finished. We’re in hell right now, and we can stay here... and not get drunk or we can fight our way over to the BUNKER. We can climb out of hell, one beer at a time. Now I can’t do it for you, I’m too drunk. I look around, I see all these cold Coors Lights, and I think…I mean…LB has made every wrong choice a drunken man can make, he pissed all over my yard, he tried to kick a fenway security guard, and he almost didn’t make it back from San Diego….and lately he doesn’t even have any beer in his fridge. You know, when you sober up in life, things get taken from you….that’s part of life, but you only learn this…when they take away your glass….you find out life’s a game of consumption. SO IS THE UDC….the margin for error is so small, I mean…one half step to late or too early, you fall…one jager bomb too many, you don’t quite remember how that writing got all over you. The Beers that we need are all around us! They’re in every cooler at the bunker, every refrigerator, every hand! IN THE UDC, we fight for that beer….we tear open this beer and EVERY beer around us. we claw with our fingernails for that beer…because we know when we add up all those beers that’s gonna make the difference between winning and losing! Between having a conversation, and falling. I’ll tell you this, IN THE UDC, it’s the guy who’s willing to drink who’s gonna win that beer…and I know if I’m gonna have any beer, anymore….it’s because I’m still willing to POUND that beer. Because that’s what the UDC is all about…the six beers in front of your face. NOW, I CAN’T MAKE YOU DRINK IT….you gotta look at the beer in front of you…look at it’s label. I think you’re gonna see a beer that wants to be shotgunned…a beer willing to sacrifice it’s self for the UDC. Because that beer knows, that when it comes down to it, you’re gonna pound that frosty brew down! And either we DRINK as a team….or we’ll be drunk as individuals…. That’s THE UDC gentlemen….That’s all it is. NOW…WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!