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SFMetHman

Only you ... can make me feel like a KING!

About Me

Not much to me ... eternal optimist, professional jackass, serious-when-he-wants-to-be, highly educated ... yet only moderately intelligent, devout drinker, overall good peeps. I am the kind of person that has many good friends, but no best friend. I am constantly seeking those that can teach me something ... about life, myself, or the world. I have a thirst to travel that has not been satiated due to previous lifestyle limitations (residency), but no longer as I am 'free at last.' I always put off what I can do today until tomorrow because I would rather do something else today ... but I will always have the backs of my people. I find it hard to say NO. I think ignorance is the ultimate sin ... and feel that religion can be a something to hide behind. If I have made you think, my job is done ... if I have offended you, woops ... if you want to be my friend, then giddiyup.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: A-ron
Birthday: July 10th
Birthplace: Midwest
Current Location: San Fran
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous ... wink, wink
Your Heritage: Cracker, wonderbread, german
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas black on tan shelltoes
Your Weakness: Saying 'NO'
Your Fears: Being a cell-bitch
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, sausage, oinions + cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get payed ... biyatch
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: Best way to break my alarm clock
Your Best Physical Feature: You can find out the 'hard' way
Your Bedtime: 1-2 am
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke ... aine
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey-D's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla ... I am white
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fcuk yeh
Do you Sing: Not well
Do you Shower Daily: What does 'shower' mean?
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Probably
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: A Dyme..LMAO
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, as long as they agree with me
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Do you play an Instrument: Drums, piano, skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope ... wait, does crack count?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, snorted crushed Oxycontin off the toilet seat
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, this boy loves his 'yellow tail'
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Most definately
Ever been called a Tease: Sometimes
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: In a hail of gunfire after a high speed televised chase
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Independently wealthy
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Lil shorty
Weight: Petite (open to interpretation)
Best Clothing Style: Any, must have flavor and unique style
Number of Drugs I have taken: This week?
Number of Piercings: One
Number of Tattoos: Coming soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret taking the time to do this survey
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My Interests

Drugs, playing with drugs ... at work that is. Mountainbiking, skating, snowboarding, hiking. Amateur photographer, porn star, record collector, closet DeeJay

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent people with all their teeth ... unique individuals with immeasurable skills ... hyponotists, ventriloquists, jugglers, circus freeks ... does not matter what you do, what do you have to say?

Music:

Lover of hip-hop, dancehall reggae, r&b ... anything that can keep a crowd moving, and make the wallflowers nod their heads.