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About Me

i am sitting in my room listening to an old jamiroquai song, exacerbating my undiagnosed carpel tunnel syndrome. i dont' even know if i spelled carpal tunnel right. I hate how people be trying to throw extra work at you at school when they don't even do their own work... wanna do my paper for me? Next to my desk is a calendar full of scantily clad anime women that my awesome big brother bought for me. It works much better than my PDA. I like white cheddar cheez-its and have a box of it right next to my bag of trail mix that I picked up at the local korean mom'n'mom market on the corner across from the church I sometimes go to here in the city of manly love. I think this is a preview of how things will be in the future... except I will eventually have to shower and shave on a regular basis once I get married or domesticated.

My Interests

i like to make little animated gif's of myself doing cool things like scratching the back of my head, and (see my pictures).

I'd like to meet:

ms. february of my anime-girl calendar... d@mn, she looks like she could kick my already tender and erythematous buttocks.

Music:

This is my favorite song off of Stadium Arcadium (and quite possibly ever), though I could only find it as a music video go Kingdom Hearts II... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

pulp fiction, eternal sunshine, Napoleon dynamite, brazil, The adventures of Baron Munchausen, Unbreakable, They Live,

Television:

Cowboy Bebop, GITS: SAC, evrybody loves raymond, arrested devlpmnt, strange love, simpsons, malcolm, .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

hitchhiker's, kurt vonnegut jr., and robert heinlein

My Blog

davidisms

david's revelations about life in america: 1) First time he saw automatic doors at supermarket. He's shocked and asks who's opening it. papa joe says it's "automatic." the...
Posted by ross on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:12:00 PST

taglish: Video Games

i think i'll use myspace as a way to help me remember random tagagoglish vocab/phrases that I pick up: Hintayin mo - "WAIT!" pindot - "press a button" Ano ng kaibahan X and Y, "What's the ...
Posted by ross on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:36:00 PST

old school marketing

nothing new. hanging out with david's awesome! (4 year old recently immigrated from the PI). He's such a punk-ass. but he doesn't speak any english so i can't punk him back without an interpreter....
Posted by ross on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:17:00 PST

pressure

Imagine playing a 6-hr round with a 12-year-old version of this breathing down your neck (Presenting your summer-internship projects to the refinery CEO with a full-time job on the line suddenly doesn...
Posted by ross on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

oldguying

one of my co-workers is a Loma Linda Lifer. lore has it he’s been around since the 40’s. even took a turn as a director of the place and is now winding his career down.&n...
Posted by ross on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:43:00 PST

chem e sux

Holy crap, this is an article about me (my comments are in caps, red): Top 5 Reasons It Sucks to Be an Engineering Student By Aaron Rowe March 23, 2008 | 8:36:07 PMCategories: Education, Eng...
Posted by ross on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:42:00 PST

blood gas

you know how there’s the "messin’ with sasquatch" commercials on tv? there should be one like, "fun with the wife when she’s post-call" (ie has stayed up all night at the hospital):...
Posted by ross on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:30:00 PST

inna face

GOOD LUCK/CONGRATS ERNEST!!!! so, when I heard that boxer/filipino icon manny pacquiao was also a musician, i had to find an example of his work (see link below. myspace seems to have tro...
Posted by ross on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:08:00 PST

what im talking about:

-taxes suck. -the only thing more stressful than precepting students is precepting friends at the driving range. @ least @ work, if they ask you something you don...
Posted by ross on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:48:00 PST

powerpoint

-Lea Salonga (singing voice of jasmine and mulan) has the voice of an angel when she’s singing... but in between her songs, she just sorta shoots the sh*t w/the crowd while her voice recove...
Posted by ross on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:51:00 PST