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J.D.

MUTHER F@CKIN CRAZY LONGHAIRED WHITE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

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Add to My Profile | More Videos...well,... I was born a prom night dumpster baby, but hey, that was cool, cuz there was plenty to eat in there, ......as I grew I was educated on the hard streets of Cedar Flats Valley Mt.,......(population 420....saaaaalute!), by the age of 5, I kilt my first possum with a rock and learned how ta cook it,... as a teenager I used to make extra money sweepin floors at the local vacuum factory, I saved that money and bought my first guitar, thats when I started singin for my supper,.... almost starved to death cuz my singin wasn't worth a damn, but the hungrier I got, the better I sounded,...over the years I reared a handful of babies to a truckload of woman, in a landslide of towns,..... even settled down for while with the twins, till I met their ma, and ...well, three's a crowd,....so I hit the road to the great state of Minnesota to make my fortune in pet rocks, but I got stoned and started acting boulder when they took me for granite...if I knew then what I know now, ....I'd still be me......Rest In Peace Jon Charles Cass, 1 - 5 - 2007...........................................REST IN PEACE DOUGLAS HOLMES BOWEN 1-19-2008"YOU AN JONNY BETTER SAVE ME A SPOT OVER THERE....................................................... ............................................................ .I'm a little twisted.....just ask anyone.......even if they don't know me,....ask 'em anyway!!!, and if ya don't believe them,...then ask me!!!..............yea, as you can tell I'm a big Randy / Dime fan, so if you are too, then you rock !!....We are the ones who keep them alive !!<
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I'd like to meet:

..........................MY FREINDS ROCK!!.......................

Music:

ROCK, METAL, HARDCORE, SKA, PUNK, AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT GETS ME ROWDY

Movies:

NUTTY PROFESSER-WITH JERRY LEWIS

Books:

CAR MANUALS, ..Blue Felix Smokin Burnout !!!

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Heroes:

THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE.............."GETCHA PULL !!"

My Blog

13 reasons I’m not married anymore

13 reasons I'm not married anymore J   1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionshipShe goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep...
Posted by J.D. on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:25:00 PST

25 reasons I owe mom thanx 4 my education

  1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that wil...
Posted by J.D. on Thu, 08 May 2008 05:26:00 PST

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your parked Car With Sunglasses on and point      a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars to See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourse...
Posted by J.D. on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:00:00 PST

you live in Minnesota if....

1) if your 4 seasons are: almost winter,- winter,- still winter, - and mosquitoes.....you live in Mn. 2) if you go to the bar in Carhartts and Sorels...............you live in Mn. 3) if your heat...
Posted by J.D. on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:03:00 PST

lessons in life....by JOE-DANDY

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance  Smart man + dumb woman = affair  Dumb man + smart woman = marriage  Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy  __________________...
Posted by J.D. on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:30:00 PST

more stupid thoughts....by Joe Dandy

if corn oil comes from corn, and vegtable oil comes from vegtables... where does baby oil come from?   how important do you have to be to be considerd assasinated instead of murderd?   how c...
Posted by J.D. on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:27:00 PST

points to ponder...by Joe-Dandy

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average.  4 - 99% of lawyers give the re...
Posted by J.D. on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:16:00 PST

TODAYS THOUGHTS...by JOE-DANDY

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.If raising children was ...
Posted by J.D. on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:11:00 PST

Lifes little meanings......by Joe Dandy

...well this should be easy.....   1)...if at first you don't succeed.........try a different angle....   2)...it is better to have loved and lost,........than to be stuck with a Jerk... &nb...
Posted by J.D. on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:54:00 PST