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Jamie

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

About Me


Hello chaps.
James, Jamie, or Jam - take your pick.
Most people who say they don’t care about what others think of them are delusional gimps.
Of course I’m concerned with what the judgemental eyes of the public see... but only to a certain extent.
I’m an eccentric. Love it or hate it. I’d take it over being a shallow and boring phallus any day of the week.
I play with my food:
The question mark is pure class.
Kathleen Trussler is one of the most amazing women you'll ever meet. I love her more than anything else in the world, despite the fact she bullies me. =D
Perfection is what I aim for, yet I’m anything but faultless.
I want a Happy Meal.
Quitters do my baw sack in. Don't ever give up. Determination and labour will get you there in the end.
I wish I could dive into your mind, and if the water isn't too shallow, immerse myself in your thoughts.
Even if you're a prick, I wont treat you like one.
Arguments are avoided as much as possible.
Can i stroke your ear? 8-)
Public transport is a bit of a problem when you’re surrounded by sheep, cows, and whatever meat may appear on your next dinner plate. Welcome to Quarter lads. :(
The bright side is the best side.
Pessimists are a pain.
"Bobbies" is the best word the dictionary can offer.
Neds should die.
I'll See You At The Bitter End.
I...am Batman!
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My Interests

Do you want ninjafied, punk?!

I'd like to meet:


Everyone in this video:
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Music:

Arctic Monkeys
Death Cab for Cutie
Foo Fighters
The Fratelis
Kasabian
The Killers
Linkin Park
Muse
Nirvana
Placebo
Rammstein
Red Hot Chili Peppers
We Are Scientists

Movies:

Slap me with some comedy, or a movie where something explodes quite elegantly.

Television:

8 Out of 10 Cats
Derren Brown Trick of the Mind
Family Guy
Futurama
Hustle
My Wife and Kids
Peep Show
Prison Break
Simpsons

Books:

Do "lads mags" count?

Heroes:


Optimus Prime used to be my hero... but then Solid Snake shoved a few stinger missiles up his japs eye.

Thomson as well, I suppose...

My Blog

Pathogen

You breathe the fresh air.Pure and sanitised.Filtered and regulated.Nothing unpleasant to be found amongst the particles.Your guard was down, because you felt safe.Foolishly, you believe the air is et...
Posted by Jamie on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:08:00 PST

Angel

Who in their lifetime is good on Earthwill become an angel after death.You look to the sky and askwhy can't you see them?Only once the clouds have gone to sleepcan you see us in the sky.We are afraid ...
Posted by Jamie on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:11:00 PST

Mr Smith

A simple blog, by a simple person Look at the title. It does not spell a man's name: it describes a living god.I tried to make that sentence sound cool, but I failed miserably Let's not sway away from...
Posted by Jamie on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:35:00 PST

Big Box Wee Box

I stared into the japs-eye of death yesterday.It wasn't very nice.It didn't have the stereotypical black hooded cloak and sickle.Its hoody was quite dirty, and its weapon much smaller.Though tiny in c...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:50:00 PST

Pink Plastic

Gaze into the vending machine.It has what your heart desires most.Rows and columns filled with treats and snacks.Each cell in your body is saturated with excitement.But you're not tall enough to inser...
Posted by Jamie on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:23:00 PST

Encoding

1, 2, 3 4 fiveOnce I caught A fish alive.6, 7, 8 band 10Then 1 let it go againThere's a message hidden in there, coz i don't like to brag. I fancy a pizza, and my ego is my best friend,James/Jamie/Jam...
Posted by Jamie on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST

Christmas list?

There are so many things I want. Some can be bought with money, but having material things isn't the most important aspect of life. Many of my desires are a little bit harder to come by. The things I ...
Posted by Jamie on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:05:00 PST

Petrol

I need timeDon't need heroin nor alcohol nor nicotineI don't need helpNor caffeineBut I do need dynamite and turpentineI need oil or gasolineExplosive like keroseneWith lots of octane and free of lead...
Posted by Jamie on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:14:00 PST

Carcinogenic Compounds

I love waking up in the morning: sunlight splitting the curtains, body sprawled out over my double bed, and my spine relaxed and detangled. Stretching is also nice. Nothing beats that strain you place...
Posted by Jamie on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST

The Volcano, The Clone, and The Hollow Iceberg

I live in a hostile environment. The floor is embedded with mines, and my mine detector ran out of batteries long ago. Gotta watch my step, 'cause that apparently benign trip to the television might e...
Posted by Jamie on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:54:00 PST