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Matt McGinn
In the Gallowgate on a Friday night folk all gathered to see the sight They came from miles and miles around, ten o'clock when the pub shut doonTime up bell began to ring, then the barmaid began to fling Big souls, wee souls, every kind, a' stone drunk wi' the cheap red wineFirst man oot was big Shug Grant, “Up the Celtic” was his chant He roars a toot just to show whose boss, he shouts “Up Rangers” at Brickton CrossBlackpool Mae came oot and ran, followed by a wee fat man If he catches her she'll surely choke, she drank his wine and she picked his pokeDanny Owens comes oot tae fight, threatens every man in sight He trips and falls and he's oot the game, his wife will murdered him when he gets hameTwo big polis are the next we see, Eat the Moose and John the Pea Into the public hoose they ran, late night drink with the publican

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Enthusiasm for life defeats existential fear

2nd March07:40The first cigarette of the day has now become somewhat relaxing, I no longer dread the early morning fag. I wander into Sainsburys, unsure of what to do or where to go. 25 minutes early...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:40:00 GMT

Minds on other things

Feeling uninspired is fucking lousy. It took me thirteen minutes to think of that sentence.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 05:23:00 GMT

Its the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)

Surprise, surprise. We're all still alive. After a two year delay, the Large Hadron Collider has been finally switched on and the beams have already completed two succesful laps of the ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Queens of Leon

I know I'm a little late, but I just watched the video for Sex On Fire on Gonzo about twenty minutes ago, and I must say that was probably the most homosexual and confusing three minutes or so th...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:59:00 GMT

Shite Bebo Groups Appreciation Society

"BattyBoy, Jezza, OMFG XD!!!, FYT1 and 136 more have become members of..."Does that seem familiar? What is it with a surge of people all joining shite Bebo Groups at once?Usain Bolt. Why the fuck...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:58:00 GMT

Gobbledigook

When caught up in the heat of the moment, words can be exchanged regretably, things can be said that we don't quite mean, or in other cases - a slip of the tongue can result in a moment of wonderful h...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:58:00 GMT

Look deep into the ashtray

As summer appears to be within touching distance and school now nonexistent, money has now became an essential - an essential that I, quite frankly, am in desperate need of. I've had to reso...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:19:00 GMT

Europe is safe once again.

To watch your beloved team march on to victory is one thing, but to witness your greatest rivals dreams come crashing down around them, a whole four days before the season has even begu...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:41:00 GMT

Lets all have a good-old Q

I have decided to act on impulse and take an uneducated leap into the world of internet blogging. I'm new to this, so go easy on me. Since it's my first blog, I thought I would treat you all to a...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:25:00 GMT