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About Me

This box is a waste of time.
I'm not even joking. Words do not describe the awesomeness that is Hisham.
Ask your self, "Self! Have you ever met someone named Hisham before?" I think not!
I shall attempt to describe it.
I have a somewhat morbid, yet slightly refreshing outlook on life, love, and the universe.
Living in Dallas, I have seen that most people are completely useless to society. Half of the 1.2 million people living there are little more than peasants. However, this being modern times, they happen to be peasants with SUVs, which is actually quite fucking frightening when you think about it.
Love is complicated, sex is not. I'm pretty sure I read that on a bathroom in Kansas somewhere.
I believe God is a Buddhist.
I am primed and ready for the zombie holocaust.
I enjoy the outdoors, but there's plenty of fantastic indoor activities like drinking beer, playing videogames, shooting pool, drinking vodka, watching pirated TV, and drinking whiskey.
I am a big fan of double spacing.

My Interests

drama

A well formed figure is sexy, a well formed sentence, is sexier.

I'd like to meet:

People like me.

There are none on this rock.

I weep.

Music:

AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Aceyalone, Dead Kennedys, Saul Williams, Arcade Fire, The Beatles, Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys, Blur, Oasis, Green Day, Metallica, Aesop Rock, Chromeo, Daft Punk, Deathcab for Cutie, Nirvana, System of a Down, Pink Floyd, The Judies, Pantera

Quite eclectic no? That's not everything. I enjoy cover bands, and local music as well.

Movies:

The IMDB top 250 is a great place to start.

I love all movies, especially bad ones.
I'm not picky at all about what I watch, as popcorns will make any movie better.

I don't call myself a movie buff, but I probably know more than you do about them.

Television:

TV is much better lately than it has been in a long long time.

However, most of it is still mindless dribble, that we're probably better without.

Having said that, Lost is the best show ever.

Books:

I read all the time.

Non-fiction is as fun as fiction, but I prefer the latter.

I'm into science-fiction, fantasy, horror, suspense, and for the occasional wank, a trashy romance novel.

Heroes:

Heroes only let you down eventually.

My Blog

Today

I feel exceptionally great today.I don't know why.Maybe it's the drugs. It could be the jogging.I'll let you guys know.Oh well.
Posted by Hish and Chips on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:37:00 PST

The Dallas Mavericks

It's quite depressing watching your team loose.It's quite depressing watching your team loose to a team that they technically shouldn't loose too.Oh well.I'm off to get (more?) drunk!You folks have a ...
Posted by Hish and Chips on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

Awsome!

I shaved my junk!This feels nice.Later!
Posted by Hish and Chips on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

So yeah...

Folks, pay your traffic tickets! Personally, I think it's horseshit that they can take someone like me and lock them up with a bunch of gangbangers and drug dealers for two days for not keeping my car...
Posted by Hish and Chips on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST