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Pretty Hate Machine

If you Drive drunk your a fucking idiot. But if you make it home you a fucking legend!

About Me

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You Are 44% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You Are Surrealism
Dreamy and idealistic, you've created a world that is all your own.
It's very likely that you've either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy.
You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society.
You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world. What Art Movement Are You?

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Darren
Birthday: 14/08/84
Birthplace: Bristol
Current Location: Bristol
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: six foote something
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: ADIDAS classics
Your Weakness: girls that look like 15year old boys
Your Fears: Fear
Your Perfect Pizza: spinage and chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to become a budda
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: still alive, Bollocks!
Your Best Physical Feature: me
Your Bedtime: 1-2
Your Most Missed Memory: i forgot it
Pepsi or Coke: there both shit
MacDonalds or Burger King: there both shit
Single or Group Dates: there both shit
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: there both shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: there both shit
Cappuccino or Coffee: there both shit
Do you Smoke: only fools
Do you Swear: do i fuck
Do you Sing: like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: Only with my self
Do you want to go to College: am
Do you want to get Married: oh yes
Do you belive in yourself: no i think im a figment of my own imagention
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i'd fuck me
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes guitar and piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: only fools
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mull: i dont play rugby anymore
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: innocents
Ever been Drunk: satan's cock vomit never
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up:
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: Falling from a great hight
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: elderly
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black
Favourite Hair Color: not to fussed
Short or Long Hair: Long Hair
Height: Approx 5Km
Weight: 30-40 stone
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: how im i supposed to now that i was on drugs at the time
Number of CDs I own: 400-500
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 35.6 including this Survey

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||| 40%
Orderliness |||| 13%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||| 23%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

Air,Auf Der Maur,Areogramme,Aphex Twin,At the Drive in,Kate Bush,Bowie,Bullet for My Valtine,Jeff Buckley,BeefHeart,Bojork,Buena Vista Social Club,Breaders,Beach Boys,Blood Hound Gang,Ian Brown,Frank Black,John Coltrane,Tracy Chapman,Broken Social Scene,Cream,Cypress Hill,Ornette Coleman,The Clash,Cannibal Ox,Johnny Cash,Cat Power,Bob Dylan,Miles Davis,Deas kennedys,The Doves,Daft Punk,Doors,Nick Drake,Deftones,De La Soul,Dr Dre,Ian Dury,Deer Hoof,Duke Special,Dinosaur Jr,ELO The Eels,Explosions in the Sky,Fugazi,Faith No More,Fun Lovin Criminals,Ben Folds,Foo Fighters,Fear Factory,G Love, Grandaddy,Marvin Gaye,The Hive,Jimmi Hendrix,Husker Du, P J Harvey,Joy Division,Robert Jonson,Gemma Hayes,The Jamm,J5,Ronny Jordan,Janes Adiction,Michael Jackson,Killers,Korn,Kyuss,Mark Lanegan,Lennon,Led Zepplin,Lightning Bolt,Left Field,Lamb,Low,L7,Mudhoney,Leadbelly,Lilly Dam White,MogwaiMy Bloody Valentine,James Morrison,Eddie Martin,Morrissey,John Martyn,Curtis Mayfield,Bob Marley,Moldy Peaches,Massive Attack, Metallica,Nirvana,NIN,Ozomatli,Out Cast,The Mondo Generator,Papa M,Pearl Jam,Portishead,Pavement,Pixies,Pink Floyd,Pantera,A Perfect Circle,Prince,Porno For Pyros,Queens of the Stone Age,Rammstine,RadioHead,Roysopp,Lou Reed,The Roots,Rodrigo Y Gabriela,Red Hot Chillie Peppers, RJD2,Ramones,REM,Stone Roses,Sonics,Sex Pistols,Slint,Scout Niblitt,System Of A Down,Jah Shaka,Sunna,Sparklehorse,Compay Segundo,Screeming Trees,The Shins,Stooges,Mr Scruff,Sonic Youth,Super Furry Animals,John Scofield,The Smiths,Mr Scruff,Slayer,Sound Garden,Sebadoh,Sepultura,Tool,Temple Of the Dog,Peter Tosh,Trail Of The Dead,Terris,TLC,Team Sleep,Uncle,Smashing Pumpkins,Suzanna Vega,Velvet Underground,Amy Winehouse,Paul Weller,Neil Young,Frank Zappa,Neutral Milk Hotel,Ugly Duckling,The Who,Zero 7,Yeah Yeah Yeahs,Zwan,Paul Weller,fu manchu,DEPOTAX!

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Godfather 1-3, Big Lebowski, Shawshank, Withnail and I, both Dawn of the deads Ichi the Killer, goodfellas, Mall rats, Clurks, Dogma, Die Hard 1 and 3, Sin city, Garden State, Evil Dead 1-3, V for Vendetta, Garden State, Hot Fuzz, secretary, 13 (yumma), Young,Dumb,and Full of Cum, est.....

Television:

Spaced, Scrubs, jam, day to day, brass eye, Boston Legal, South Park.

Books:

Hunter S Tompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rum diary,James Hurburt, Fluke, Rat, Lair, 48,Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer,George orwell, Animal Farm,Ann Rice, Interview with a Vampire, Vampire Lestat,

Heroes:

The Vampire Lestat

My Blog

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Posted by Pretty Hate Machine on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:17:00 PST

I feel fuckin crap

I feel wank!(Not as crap as Liane admittedly.) The bastards changed the Thekla That means no Toastys And they have even got the audacity of installing tolet seats cunts! didn't spend to much money tho...
Posted by Pretty Hate Machine on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:27:00 PST

I Have Arisan

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Posted by Pretty Hate Machine on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

The Theory of Perpetual Motion(during sex)

The Theory of Perpetual Motion Sex is a relatively new concept where using minimum effort to priduce an on going fuck. IN 3 EASY STEPS 1.  Find you self a rather fat girl with a equal brest to g...
Posted by Pretty Hate Machine on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST

Ah Kavos, Corfu

Just got back from Kavos and I feel rather shitty, although having an amazing time.  To any one who has never been tos a Greek shanty town composed entirely of night, clubs, bars, hotels, resura...
Posted by Pretty Hate Machine on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:20:00 PST

Fucking finger

I've got a Cunting splinter under my fucking finger nail and it's pissing me off
Posted by Pretty Hate Machine on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 02:50:00 PST