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Oblivion® The Death Seraph

Valhalla waits me when I'm dead.

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Runes To My Memory
Amon Amarth
We hold the rivers of the Eastern trail
Deep in the land of the Rus'
Following the wind in our sails
And the rhythm of the oars
No shelter in this hostile land
Constantly on guard
Ready to fight and defend
Our ship to victory
We came under attack
I received a deadly wound
A spear was forced into my back
Still I fought on
When I am dead
Lay me in a mound
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory
Here I lay on the river bank
A long, long way from home
Life is pouring out of me
Soon I will be gone
I tilt my head to the side
And think of those back home
I see the river rushing by
Like blood runs from my wound
Here I lie on wet sand
I will not make it home
I clench my sword in my hand
Say farewell to those I love
When I am dead
Lay me in a mound
Place my weapons by my side
For the journey to Hall up high
When I am dead
Lay me in a mound
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory
To my memory
Hey I'm Mike "Oblivion" Brooks and this is "my turf". I live in a puny as shit hick village called Cherokee, Iowa. It's barely on the Iowa map. Very desolate.
If you couldn't tell from my band list I love metal! Nothing in the world comes close. I try to get to as many concerts as I can but living in buttfuck, Iowa and not having a license make it really difficult. Since I don't play well with many others (namely hillbillies and tweekers) I only have a handful of close friends in this village but they are the coolest. Ironically none of them are on Myspace. However, for my friends that ARE on myspace, you guys are just as fuckin awesome... I just don't get to see you as often.
I don't do drugs but I do like to drink... a lot!! Mostly just with friends though. I'm not an alchoholic. LOL. My drink of choice is dark beers like Guiness or Rogue: Dead Guy Ale. I also love Scotch!!! I'm scottish so go figure, right. So now you know what I drinkso if you ever see me out and about at a bar, club, or metal show... BUY ME A DRINK!!! Hehehe.
I'm a video game fanatic. I can easily sink into oblivion by doing nothing but playing video games. My friends wouldn't see me in months. Neither would my job for that matter. If I didn't have those damn meddlesome bills I would definately do that!!!! I'm extremely addicted to Guitar Hero lately and I can not fucking wait for Guitar Hero 2! ROCK ON!!!! lol.
I love my family but we're a fucked up bunch. My dad's a work-a-holic but he's a good man. He's tough on me a lot but hind-sight being 20/ 20 I'm thankful for it.
My mom is cool as hell and has always been down with me doing what makes me happy, whether it be partying, rockin, or just being a lazy bastard and playing video games I always have my mom's full support!!! She's going through some tough times right now because of some asshole who's ganna get his fuckin head split, so I've been trying to do what I can to help her for a change.
My brother is awesome although he pisses me off sometimes like any brother should. At the end of the day I still consider him my best friend. No one in the world I'd rather have watching my back in a mosh pit. Believe that!
My sister and I have had a lot of problems getting along over the years, what with her having me thrown in jail and all when I was a teenager. I love her but if she wasn't family I'd probably hate her. We're just way too different in personality to get along for more than short periods of time.
Now as far as my job goes. I work in a landfill. It's horrible and disgusting work. Especially during the summer when the trash heats up so much that you can literally see the filth rising off of the trash. lol. I'm not joking one bit. But by far the worst thing about my job is the fucking people I work with. They are the lowest form of fucking vermin on the planet and should be fuckin eradicated. They we're probably better people when they were just a stain on the sheets. *Sigh* I'm sorry, I just really hate that fuckin job!
Anyway, I don't know how much more I can say about myself. I suppose if there's something more you want to know, just ask. Stay metal!!
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Video games.I can't get enough of them. I love RPGs. Especially the Final Fantasy series. I also loved Kingdom Hearts & Kingdom Hearts 2 despite my personal hatred for the Disney corporation. (You know why, Claire in Orlando... you bitch!)

I also dig the PSP. It gets a bad rep for a lot of it's games but with it's ability to play mp3s and share photos, surf the web, play movies, games, rss, and the lot, I can't imagine living without it.

I also love metal and rock. My favorite bands are...

In Flames
Dark Tranquility
Dimmu Borgir
Lamb of God
NIN
Norma Jean
Pantera
Megadeth
Children of Bodom
Cradle of Filth
Cannibal Corpse
Morbid Angel
Celtic Frost
Nile
Mr. Bungle
Vomitory
Demon Hunter
White Zombie
Cathedral
Clutch
Obituary
Diecast
Six Feet Under
Krisiun
Exmortem
The Agony Scene
Corrosion Of Conformity
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Black Sabbath
Cataract
Napalm Death
Hate Eternal
Fantomas
Crowbar
Black Label Society
Goatwhore
Kreator
Heaven Shall Burn
Damageplan
Necrophagist
Suffocation
Dissection
Enslaved
Carpathian Forest
Slayer
Killgore
Fear Factory
Abysmal Dawn
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
KMFDM
Skinless
Panzerchrist
Caliban
MANOWAR!!! (hahahaha! Just Kidding!)
Bleed The Sky
Vader
Amorphis
Faith No More
Sepultura
Arch Enemy
Sworn Enemy
Hatebreed
Deftones
Mudvayne
Cryptopsy
Deicide
Emperor
Martyr A.D.
Unearth
Behemoth
Ministry
Skinny Puppy
Queens of the Stone Age
Devildriver
Tool
Hypocrisy
Powerman 5000
Spineshank
Killswitch Engage
Fallsiar
International Gentlemen of Leisure
Splenetic
Scab Chapel
Three Inches of Blood
Strapping Young Lad
Lacuna Coil
Slipknot
Amon Amarth
Therion
Cattle Decapitation
Through The Eyes Of The Dead
Machine Head
Chimaira
Satyricon
God Forbid
The Black Dahlia Murder
Dillinger Escape Plan
Hatebreed
Gwar
American Head Charge
old Finger Eleven
System of a Down
Johnny Cash
some Loretta Lynn
Team Sleep
Lunachicks
Misfits
Descendants
Ra
Balzac
Overkill
Gravediggaz
Rammstein
Wu Tang Clan
Beastie Boys
Hypocrisy
Bloodbath
Samael
God Dethroned
Dying Fetus

. There are a lot more but it would be pointless listing them all. I think you get the idea.

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I'd like to meet:



Everyone on my friend list.

Fellow Denizens of Ivalice
I know thousands of Moogles and Viera!!!!

Dave

Jeremy

Heather

Chainsaw Gutsfuck

Blake

Tessa

Laura

Lealand

Michelle

Amber

Sir Dave

Cali

Jasmine

Michelle

Nicky

Cheyanne

Gene

T-Dogg

Theresa

Nick

Anthony

Jeff

Jeremy

Midget

Steve

Music:


METAL HEAD, i love you
EAT MY SHIT, YOU MOTHERFUCKING EMO FAG!!

I'm going to use this space to talk a little about bands I don't like. Let's get started! Coldplay, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Chevelle, Hawthorne Heights, Weezer, Limp Bizkit, Fall Out Boy, Three Days Grace, Korn, Godsmack, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Ashlee Simpson, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Ween, Depeche Mode, 50 Cent, SNOOP DOG!!!, Eminem, Black Eyed Peas, Ludacris, Yellowcard, Grateful Dead, Phish, and many more!!!!! I have to stop there. Just listing them is making me sick.

Movies:



Sin City, The Crow, Trainspotting, Clerks, Aliens, X-Men, Bloodsucking Freaks, Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy, Day of the Dead, Army of Darkness, Bikini Bandits, Gummo, Happiness, In Flames: Used and Abused. In Live We Trust!, Goodfellas, Wecome to the Dollhouse, Casino, One Night at McCool's, Thank You For Smoking, Slither, Star Trek 1-9, U-Turn, Saw, Lock, Stock, & 2 Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Hostel, Toxic Avenger movies, Buttcrack, Shaun of the Dead, Demons 1-3, Detroit Rock City, The Prophecy, Constantine, Freddy Got Fingered, Beavis & Butthead Do America, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Tron, The Warriors, Bongwater, V for Vendetta, King Kong (the second half of the film), Van Wilder, Waiting, Star Wars Ep. 3, Land Of The Dead, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Blade Runner, Wedding Crashers, and Very Bad Things. There's more but I just don't want to list them all.

Television:

Lately my favorite shows are Metalocalypse, Star Trek: Voyager, Smallville, UFC Unleashed, The Sopranos, Heroes, South Park, American Dad, Family Guy, and I also enjoy watchin my Broncos lose year in and year out. Ugh...

Books:

Howard Stern: Private Parts, LOTR trilogy & the Hobbit, Strangers from Dean Koontz... except the end of the book which made me hate Dean Koontz. Bastard. The DaVinci Code, The novelizations of Halo... all three. The Vampire Chronicles from Anne Rice, although if I were to have her do it differently I'd completely cut out all the gay parts and supplant them with vampire lesbians. Now that's something the whole family can enjoy! :D

Heroes:

My heroes (in no particular order) are... Tony Fuckin' Montana Bruce Campbell, The Noid, Capt. Jean Luc Picard, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, the Trojan Man, Flyguy in I'm Ganna Git You, Sucka!, Dave Chappelle, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Lynn Strait of Snot for the one great album before his untimely demise and of course Mike Patton who is the living God of all things vocal!

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George W. Bush Is Fuckin' Up My Sex Life: Part 2

George W. Bush Is Fuckin Up My Sex LifeII Lyrics by Mike "Oblivion" Brooks Oblivion - (To a new girl) Please, you have to help me. Some crazy bitch just sprayed me with mace. I need a hospital. Girl -...
Posted by Oblivion® The Death Seraph on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

George W. Bush Is Fuckin Up My Sex Life Pt. 1

George W. Bush Is Fuckin Up My Sex LifeLyrics by Mike "Oblivion" Brooks Oblivion - So hey, would you like to go out sometime? Maybe see a movie or grab a bite to eat? Girl - No! Get the fuck away rom ...
Posted by Oblivion® The Death Seraph on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST