I'd like to meet:
Gilbert Gottfried.
Music:
Cat Power, Of Montreal, Built To Spill, The Smiths, Elf Power, Rilo Kiley, The Stones, Death Cab For Cutie, Steve Miller Band, Better Than Ezra, Pixies, The Replacements, Morrissey, Dinosaur Jr., Talking Heads, The Apples In Stereo, The Hold Steady, TV On The Radio, Lupe Fiasco, Deltron 3030, Dan the Automator, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Belle and Sebastian, Justin Timberlake, Yo La Tengo, LCD Soundsystem, Sunset Rubdown, Phoenix, Band of Horses, Neko Case, The New Pornographers, The Knife, Beck, Beirut, Black Flag, Social D, Bad Religion, Hieroglyphics, Pharcyde, Ozomatli, Wilco, Bad Brains, Ryan Adams, Corey Brannan, Lucinda Williams, Tommy Guerrero, Frank Zappa, Lyrics Born, Neil Young, Gomez, Beastie Boys, The Roots, The Killers, Interpol, ODB/Dirt McGirt/Big Baby Jesus, Elvis Costello, David Bowie, Califone, Radiohead, The Shins, Sonic Youth, The Velvet Underground, Voxtrot. I'm a bit of a music freak.
Movies:
I Heart Huckabees, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Zoolander, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Spirited Away, Tales of the City, Rushmore, The Land Before Time, Sideways, Blazing Saddles, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, Space Balls, Annie Hall, The Royal Tenenbaums, Bottle Rocket, Fame, The Departed, and oh, this film you may have heard of called THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
Television:
Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office (both versions), SVU, Ugly Betty, 30 Rock, Weeds, Extras, Big Love. However, I haven't watched TV regularly in a few months, so this could have all changed.
Books:
All of them.
Heroes:
Liz Lemon