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fast and bulbous

got your nose!!!

About Me

im a kid in an adults body

My Interests

hmmmm... im interested in alot of things but i dont do many of them...i love to work on anything with an engine...honestly i love to work on anything with my hands from computers to motorcycles. mostly taking them apart and making them better or faster or work right...love to hack (as in hackey sack), frolf, watch my cuz rip up da ramps on his latest wheels (it'll be rollerblades next, lol) and ride...god i love to ride....everything else im interested in will come when i slow down...or retire

I'd like to meet:

an alien, i know theyre here dont you dare call me crazy....shhhhh bobby. i'd like to meet someone else that doesnt have time for proper capitalization. i'd like to meet the person watchin me...he's always right out of my field of vision, no matter how fast i turn my head hes gone...like poof, ive done lots of neck exercises, prolly why i dont have a chin anymore, but no matter how fast i get he's still faster....thats pretty impressive. i want to meet someone who doesnt stand for anything...if you dont stand for anything how can you fall? i don't get it...

Music:


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Movies:


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Television:

bust bush

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Books:

im a voracious reader...i go thru books like fodder, lately im catching up with dean koontz (the taking, and the face), before that i was reading two translations of the tao te ching...HA...you know know its a couple months later and now im not reading anything....too much internet maybe

Heroes:

"PRESIDENT BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE"...Kanye West


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George W. Bush's 50 GREATEST ACCOMOPLISHMENTS1. I attacked and took over two countries. 2. I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury. 3. I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy) 4. I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. 5. I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market. 6. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. 7. I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. 8. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for the most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did). 9. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. 10. I set the record for most campaign raising trips by any president in US history. 11. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. 12. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history. 13. I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period. 14. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any other president in US history. 15. I set the record for fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV. 16. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. 17. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history. 18. I cut health-care benefits for war veterans. 19. I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any one person in the history of mankind. 20. I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. 21. I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history. 22. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history (the poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her). 23. I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy. 24. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world. 25. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community. 26. I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the US. 27. I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was hard to beat, but I did it!!!) 28. I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. 29. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board. 30. I removed more checks and balances and have the least congressional oversight of any presidential administration in US history. 31. I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. 32. I withdrew from the World Court Of Law. 33. I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. 34. I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations elections inspectors access during the 2002 elections. 35. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for the most corporate campaign donations. 36. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of EnronCorporation) 37. I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history. 38. I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1). 39. I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government. 40. I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). 41. I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. 42. I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. 43. I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US laws by not selling their huge investments in corporations that later made bids for gov. contracts. 44. I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. 45. I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War. 46. I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. 47. I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). 48. I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war. I refused to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. 49. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investigation into my insider trading or bankrupted companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. 50. All minutes of meetings of any public corporations for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

My Blog

started writing when i was 13... picked it up a drunk night, and i can barely read the end

i have no position in my world,no ambitions have come unfurled,just a sad song among the dirges,the God that kills is the God that purges,people are dying but noone cares,shit COULD be done,but noone ...
Posted by fast and bulbous on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:52:00 PST

alliteration experiment..... wrote it like nine yr.s ago

sadly sitting, slowly scribbling...SNARLING, STRANGLING, SNIVELING SIBLINGmelancholy mondays moody morning...WICKED WARHEAD WITHOUT WARNINGtrying. tripping, turning tipping...worries, wonders... women...
Posted by fast and bulbous on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

sacrifice

we will kill the goat....cut its throat and drink its blood place the heart down in the fire.its eyes aglazewe pike its head and heave its carcass on the pyre.bow your head for gods have come to pull ...
Posted by fast and bulbous on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:25:00 PST

so i used to work at b.d.'s making needles.... wrote this on break

needle grinds dance in my mindthe bevel and the point.true and straight they shall bewe never disappoint.oh sporadic toolmaticwith your motions all askew.dont fail us tonight cause only you do what yo...
Posted by fast and bulbous on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

alliterary rhymes from '03

wishy washy wishing,wakes me from my reverie,of pointlessly pondering parts,from the past of me.are wishes not just fantasy?nightmarish in their quality?the essence of pomposity?or maybeonce againits ...
Posted by fast and bulbous on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:34:00 PST

found this on a napkin... think i wrote it in treatment

walking blindafraid to see.the realityof whats really me.suffused with thought,enticing light.but be aware,cause it might bite....
Posted by fast and bulbous on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:56:00 PST

so i use-ta have nightmares where there were millions of voices counting...

bad dreams in the night do creep shattering peace, destroying sleep my boogieman comes, cant run, i weep my eyes have bags, now they grow deep   who am i? who are you? who cares? dont know uneasi...
Posted by fast and bulbous on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:25:00 PST

wow!!! i forgot i used to think i could be a rapper! the streets just opened the door i guess..

my heads a jumble im twisted sick the voices mumble ...speak up shit! take responsibility but whos to know whats good for me... tale of a stressed out whack hypocrite who quit and got back on ...
Posted by fast and bulbous on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:32:00 PST

boredom....past ramblings, drug-induced, only boring ppl get bored

nothing to do and nowhere to be, noone to take the blame but me. fates incarnates play with my mind, sometimes mean but mostly kind. showing me the path to the light, yet still with every inch i fig...
Posted by fast and bulbous on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:44:00 PST

the fuckin voices man

happiness is wanting to wake up in the morning, but i dont want to sleep at night, lack of sleep causes insanity, im insane.
Posted by fast and bulbous on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:12:00 PST