wrestling alice to the floor using cups as shoes.
I enjoy cups, hoover parts, walls, step ladders, or a combination of any of the aforementioned objects.
"It's all about context"
Also, nights that turn into early mornings, generally staying up all night, biting, throwing things, getting rowdy, walking home in the rain, being inappropriate, laughing so hard I nearly give myself a panic attack, terrorising people at the smoking bit in the art school, Kelvingrove park on sunny afternoons with a few cheeky cans, reading Ginsberg on the toilet, dressing up for fancy dress parties, drawing on my face and general banter.
Jesse Malin
Ryan Adams
Circle Takes the Square
Venetian Snares
Bruce Springsteen
Scarce
Bob Dylan
Joni Mitchell
David Pajo
Dizzee Rascal
The Locust, Blood Brothers, Hoover, Converge, Yaphet Kotto, Some Girls, Swing Kids, Jandek, Dag Nasty, Tori Amos, Shellac, Elliott Smith, Rites of Spring, Moss Icon, Fugazi, Explosions in the Sky, M Ward, Black Eyes, Slint, Squarepusher, Navio Forge, Indian Summer, Against Me!, Zeke, Uptight, Melt Banana, I Hate Myself, Still Life, Bruno and Michel are Smiling, Red House Painters, Mono, Tortoise, Busted, Bloc Party, Son of Dork, Girls Aloud
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
A Clockwork Orange
Eraserhead
Ichi the Killer
Audition
My Own Private Idaho
Stand by Me
Visitor Q
Goodfellas
Mallrats
Spun
Clerks
Versus
American Pyscho
Meet the Parents
Rushmore
The Royal Tenenbaums
Dancer in the Dark
I Heart Huckabees
House of Flying Daggers
Big Fish
Evil Dead
Withnail and I
O Brother Where Art Thou?
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
Road Trip
PEEP SHOW Who needs romance when you're doing it up the bum?
Hollyoaks
Neighbours
Father Ted
Black Books
That 70s Show
I'm Alan Partridge
Malcolm in the Middle
Nevermind the Buzzcocks
Brass Eye
Scrubs
Fawlty Towers
Green Wing
Home Movies
Popworld
Calvin and Hobbes
Danny Wallace
Hunter S Thomspon
Bret Easton Ellis
William S Burroughs
Sylvia Plath
Allen Ginsberg
Augusten Burroughs
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Iain Banks
Chuck Palahnuik
Haruki Murakami
JD Salinger
Angela Carter
Marie Claire Blais
Memory Gardens by Allen Ginsberg is literally the best thing I have ever read.
Caravaggio - "Let us fry the balls of such scum as you"
Gillian McKeith - every time I do a poo, I wonder what she'd have to say about it.
Tracey Emin
Damien Hirst