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5p

vinylsexpitt

About Me

i'm jesus in disguise

please don't tell anyone MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

arguing, being a patronising bastard, finding things under my bed,
Christs sweet monkeyballsgrowing mould.

I'd like to meet:

nice people, and that bastard who stole my hat when i was five, oh he's gonna get it.

Music:

animal collective, battles, don caballero, cutting pink with knives, high places, beruit, sonic youth, black dice, lightning bolt

Movies:

spirted away and other film of its ilk (ie princess mononoke, totoro), saw batman begins today that was good ,brick,And ICHI:the killer, versus, house of flying daggers, royal tennenbaums,did i mention brick?

ah yes i did.

Television:

Family Guy, Invader Zim!!!,arrested development, Peep Show, Simpsons, hollyoaks, Channel Four News ( John Snow:god of colourful news thingys ), monkey dust, father ted, ren and stimpy, brasseye,heroes..fuck ayeporn.

Books:

i generally read the ones made out of paper, generally.

Heroes:

batman. ..

My Blog

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Posted by 5p on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

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what could a woodchop do if a woodchop couldn't chop wood? get a bloody job and stop leaching of the state thats what. Or maybe retrain for an I.T. job.
Posted by 5p on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST

Viglen! Celeron! Contender!!

how come cats always look so pleased with themselves? Its quite sinister.
Posted by 5p on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:46:00 PST

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hmm done one of those personality things and apparently I'm...secretive, reclusive, messy, disorganized, introverted, unassertive, rarely worries, dislikes large parties, does not like to fit in, does...
Posted by 5p on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:06:00 PST

wooo

the day has finally come, I now have two pages of friends HAHHA! i'm the most famous person in the world and all the womens love me.       coz i is well fit....
Posted by 5p on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:39:00 PST

a critique of modern political thought

la la lala la lalalala lalalala la!lala Lalalala! la! la! Lala!!lalalalalalalala la..............i'm tierd goodnight ...
Posted by 5p on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

that last one sounded really pretentious

it really did
Posted by 5p on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i need help

i a fucking weird dream last night. first i was walking about glastonbury (i'm guessing) and met my friend Pastsy, then the scence changes and i'm playing golf wiith my uncle for some reason...
Posted by 5p on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

chunks of meat over hot coals

ah sun is shining and i'm going to a bbq AH HA! although there kinda a beer thing the only drink i've got is a bottle of champagne so looks like i'm drinking through a straw tonight. it'll go some wwa...
Posted by 5p on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Green eyed boy

something made me very jealous today. i get a call from two of my freinds who ae at glasto, it went someting like this "wwoooooooooooooo!, we've take so much drugs and we're at glastonbury!, lets go a...
Posted by 5p on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST