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About Me

Life is beautiful. I'm clumsy as fuck. Buy me candy. Stroke my hair.We could be friends.

My Interests

I HEART.... the Hunts, beards,tights, The Soup,pumpkin soup, being the big spoon, red lipstick, pain, Postsecret, G &and T's with tons of lime, a cold Stella on the Devo ferry after a long day, fresh baked Madelines from Pyrenees French Deli (heaven!), singing loud in the car, Food Television, The History Channel, punk drummers,jumping off stuff,electric blankets,broccolini,waistcoats,strippers, asian chicks in knee high socks, old ladies out to dinner,loud live shit, chilli on everything, Chicken Madras from Ajadz on Waiheke, fishing, Mi Goreng spicy 2 minute noodles,tattoos, sour Skittles,head scratches, clean sheets, cardigans, pretty girls, Idiot, jackasses drunk whores, hard cunts.

I'd like to meet:

Idiots. Geeks. A hot Canadian chick to keep Jimi company, keep my bed warm, and vacuum the floors and clean the bathroom while I'm working (will consider Scandinavian applicants...)

Joelene is retarded
I have enough friends.

Idiot (is me)

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Music:

is love.

Books:

Just read- Snow Falling on Cedars. In Cold Blood, Truman Capote. The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. Reading- Pride and Prejudice.

My Blog

ouch. (and airport goodbyes)

i hate goodbyes....even the happysad kindno, SCREW that ESPECIALLY the happysad kind isn't it easier if you walk away hating that 'other' with every fibre of your being?at l...
Posted by Joey-jo-jo on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:04:00 PST

My own worst enemy

WHY do people feel the need to pick me up and throw me around just cos I'm not real bigWHY do I have someones tag on my arm in permanent markerWHY do I have singed eyelashes on one eye WHY do I have a...
Posted by Joey-jo-jo on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

I feel dirty

Fish cakes. They make me feel dirty. We're not talkin thai fish cakes or anything of that description.We're talkin crumbed, fried fish patties.I see them on the buffet downstairs at work. Usually Mond...
Posted by Joey-jo-jo on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:25:00 PST

Am I too old for this shit....? I believe in you Peter Pan.

i'm wondering....is the ability to say no to a jager bomb (when you KNOW it's 3am, you've just finished work, and should be in bed...)something that comes with age? is that when I know I'm a grown up?...
Posted by Joey-jo-jo on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:12:00 PST

F@CK SOCCER!

. "FUCK SOCCER! YOU HEAR ME? FUCK THE WORLD CUP! FUCK SOCCER!". There's a nutter on the loose in our park. The dogs go nuts! I'm yelling at them to settle, but it just won't do. And th...
Posted by Joey-jo-jo on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:06:00 PST