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chris

elucidation

About Me

WARNING THIS IS NOT A REAL PROFILE!!! I am an overworked chimpanzee Chris leaves chained to the desk creating the utimate myspace page!!! Please alert the police! I need freedom and clean drinking water, help me! .

My Interests

Vintage guitars, metal guitars, Walking my dog. Caffenated beverages. Satan, stan and santa

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't indie, PLEASE COME OUT OF HIDING.

Music:

OPETH, SLAYER, LED ZEPPELIN, HENDRIX, Queens of the stone age, JEFF BUCKLY, THE BEATLES, Death, The Who, Turbonegro, pantera, ALICE IN CHAINS, THE STOOGES, Soundgarden, METALLICA, Tool, BLACK SABBATH ,the datsuns, neil young, thin lizzy, necrophagist, fantomas, Fu manchu, maybe some other bands.. maybe not

Movies:

being john malcovich, gattaca, the shining, clockwork orange, waynes world... and some others as well..

Television:

The original series of X-files, and i worship darkplace. Also like Boosh and letterman.

Books:

Fuck books, i have metal! don't get me wrong i actually do like books.

Heroes:

Dylan Black, Opeth, Dime, People with qualities i wish i had.