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About Me

You know when you're watchin a movie and there's a sex scene that shows a guy's ass. Well, 90% of the time that's really a stunt double. I'm a professional ass model and I'm not ashamed of it!I'm a cool, confident, intelligent, laid back, smartass. If I'm making fun of you, it's because I like you (usually). On the weekends, you can find me in the clubs sippin on a Long Island with my friends havin a good time. During the week, I like to stay in shape by going to the gym and playing some basketball once in a while. You wanna know more, message me...

My Interests

Driving fast, loud music, shakin my ass, dominating pool tables, basketball, workin out, movies with martial arts and/or graphic violence, philosophy, history, psychology, computers

I'd like to meet:

Fun, interesting, intelligent people who actually speak. Don't try to add me as one of your 3000 friends if you're not going to say anything. What's the point of that? Also, if you can't take a joke, or are easily offended, please proceed to the next boring person's page.

Music:

House, Breaks, Trance, Hip Hop, Alternative, Reggae, Salsa, basically whatever as long as it's good.

Movies:

300, Wedding Crashers, Sin City, Scarface, Kill Bill, Fight Club, Gladiator, X-men, Iron Monkey, The Matrix, Pi, Memento

Television:

South Park, Chapelle's Show, CSI, 24

My Blog

A quote from one of the best movies ever...

You are not your bank account.You are not the clothes you wear.You are not the contents of your wallet.You are not your bowel cancer.You are not your grande latte.You are not the car you drive.You are...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:30:00 PST

Ladies, you should be ashamed of yourselves...

For talking to guys like this...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

World Famous Mud Run!

6 days a week at the gym lfting weights and running like a mad man for what? To compete in the most fun race ever! I can't wait for this shit!This is the World Famous Mud Run! The Mud Run ...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

French toast mafia!!!

The other day, me and my homie Joe decide we wanted a change of scenery at the gym. So to mix up our routine a bit, we hit up the 24hr in Citrus Heights. Over the years, I've come across a...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:46:00 PST

How to make a woman happy...

How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an elec...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST

Vending machines

When you're sitting at work starving because you didn't have breakfast, and it's hours until lunch, what do you do? That's right, you hit that vending machine. Who cares if peanut butter cups are 80 ...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:48:00 PST

Pajama pants

So lately I've been noticing a disturbing trend at the gym I go to. There appears to be a growing number of guys that are showing up wearing pajama pants. I'm not talkin about coming in wi...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:54:00 PST

Myspace errors

wtf is an unexpected error? Does that mean some errors are expected? Why don't I ever get a message that an expected error occured? Are all the errors unexpected? I can't see h...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 03:04:00 PST