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THE JOHNYBING SHOW

It's true... only retards go to Heaven...just ask

About Me


I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 When I grow up I want to be a CrAcK head. Doesnt everybody? I envy them. Imagine having only one concern in life? getting CrAcK all day longI want CrAcKget some CrAcK. Think about it? I love damaged people! Im Funny- out of control- I like to make up my own words- love shiny objects and tiny animals- long walks on the beach and gazing endlessly at rocks??? I have a Slight problem with turrets- oh and Advanced schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage :} yup!-I like to push people to extremes- Manipulative (shhhhsh just let me in!) I can be a bad bad manI can make you love me 2-pac took those words right out of my mouthif you dont love me?- its you not me-No really Im perfect- you? Your not! Sorry... Am I freaking you out yet? If I am its working- you freak!!! But if im not? I want you to meet a really good friend of mine Garry he is my all time hero and I strive to be like him somedayI like cookies with little boys on them very much! and I dont see a problem with that?I love cheesie puffs I can't understand how people eat five minutes after they wake up? I hate when people touch my nipples it bothers me and if you touch them I will bite yours very hard! boy/girl I dont give a crap! Im not weird just misplaced my mind- Help me find it pLEaSe... IM A LIO SO.... outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.

My Interests

I like Fun shiny objects- shooting heroin between my toes Holding hands and walking on the beach with a girl who cant handle being 2lbs overweight while looking for something shiny- Everything that has to do with computer’s- Startreck- starwars- and playing with my Neo blow up doll! NOT!!!I do like shiny objects though- Fun out of control people- good food- girl’s with curly hair- smart girls “street smarts” im tired of all the dumb ones- Not being board- Live every day like it’s your last- The only way I will consider a girl to be my girl- is if she's “Red carpet” I don’t believe in “KARMA” its bullshit, you make shit happen its “DESTINY” And!!! I have recently discovered the worst bouncy ball ever made…

I'd like to meet:

Besides charley!?! Id like to meet midgets and retards. But not just any!!! Midgets? They would have to know how to sing and dance, have special powers like touching their feet, did you know midgets cant touch their feet? Yeah it’s true! Just picture it? A wee bit person trying desperately to touch the feet. Retards? Ones who are well mannered, Nobody likes a retard that slobbers and drools allover the place. “NO!” Yeah that’s it for now… id be pretty happy with a charley, a midget and a cool special Olympic style tard.

Music:

Retarded Emo Monkey- Nine inch Nails,Nelly Furtado,Mars Volta , Rap and hip hop ,2-PAC,Nas,DMX,TOOL, AFI,Billy Idol ,Love the Rat pack ,Sade,Dido,Nora Jones,all kinds of jazzy music...

Movies:

RAD!-My cousin VinnY-I am SAM,forest gump,Amelie, a bronx tail,patch adams,finding nemo,guys and dolls,the godfaher123,kids,Gummo,Casino,Goonies,meet joe black,Natural born killers,north shores,gladiator,oceans 11 old and new,Requiem for a dream,pulpfiction, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Goodfellas...

Television:

friends,the sopranos, will and grace fantasy island(the plain the plain) the honeymooners,sesame street, My secret identity, small wonder, Mr.Belveder, out of this world, Charles in charge, perfect strangers...

Books:

THE US ARMY SURVIVAL MANUAL, THE BIG FAMILY GUIDE TO ALL THE VITAMINS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKINK? (it’s a book ill be releasing soon about broads), THE MIDGET GOT HIS HAND STUCK IN WHO? (yes another one ill be releasing soon) and finally… WHO PUT THE CHEESE IN MUNCHEES? ( that one im having problems with)

Heroes:

Garry-Strong bad-midgets-&-Johnny Cockrin(yes I know he’s dead ) and of course who can forget the greatest rapper of all times, dudundun…Mr Brittney Spears

My Blog

Drool face

  Last week something exiting happened. A lady was pushing an old man in a wheelchair and the old man had on a bib. That's not the fun part!  They came in my store and he needed a watchband....
Posted by THE JOHNYBING SHOW on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST

Picture/camera phones

My 06/06/06. W.T.F? I was in la on 666, had work to do down town. My sister calls me and tells me she wants Tommys. Its a burger and hot dog place for those of you who dont know. It happens to be on m...
Posted by THE JOHNYBING SHOW on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:58:00 PST

WHY WHYYYYYY whYYYYYYYYYYY???

Everybody wonders why? Why is Johnny butting in my life? Why cant Johnny just let me have what I want? Why does  Johnny think the world revolves around him? Why does Johnny not like me a...
Posted by THE JOHNYBING SHOW on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Your Downward spiral called life&

Downward spiral called life& Thats all life is&. Going down in a spiral of black smoke& You may think your going up in life but your just hanging on to something that you were lucky enough to ca...
Posted by THE JOHNYBING SHOW on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My response to walls&

Walls: To make love you dont have to touch the other person. It can simply be a stare into the other persons eyes or a smile that warms up there soul. To be in love you have to share your heart& y...
Posted by THE JOHNYBING SHOW on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

$weet, $weet MONEY!!

I love the smell of money. Especially $20.00 bills from the 70s&80s the smell turns me on, and makes me wonder where it has been and what that bill has seen? Sometimes the smell tells a story, a s...
Posted by THE JOHNYBING SHOW on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Have you ever really made love?

Have you ever really made love? Dont answer me just yet. Go ahead, take some time and think about it... Two People who have had sex, have not necessarily made love. Maybe youve screwed or fu...
Posted by THE JOHNYBING SHOW on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my 10 commandments...

My 10 commandments 1. Fat people should NOT wear bright colored clothing. 2. Fat people should NOT wear spandex. 3. Everyone gets a midget on there 18th birthday. 4. Girls that claim to be virg...
Posted by THE JOHNYBING SHOW on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST