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Linnea

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About Me


This is the part where I show how self absorbed I am by posting a bunch of crap about myself for everyone to read:
"There are so many hammocks to catch you if you fall, so many laws to keep you from experience. All these cities I have been in the last few weeks make me fully understand the cozy, stifling state in which most people pass through life. I don't want to pass through life like a smooth plane ride. All you do is get to breathe and copulate and finally die. I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing the sun - hallucinating, screaming, giving obscene and inane lectures on street corners and public parks. People will walk by and say, 'Look at that drooling idiot. What a basket case.' I will turn and say to them 'It is you who are the basket case. For every moment you hated your job, cursed your wife and sold yourself to a dream that you didn't even conceive. For the times your soul screamed yes and you said no. For all of that. For your self-torture, I see the glowing eyes of the sun! The air talks to me! I am at all times!' And maybe, the passers by will drop a coin into my cup." - Henry Rollins.
My name is Linnea and I was named after this man. Thanks a lot, dad.
First and foremost: I am up for anything. Want to hang out? Call me and I'll be there in less than an hour with beer... Even at three o'clock in the morning. Seriously. Ninety percent of the time I'm still up watching Bloomberg TV or CSPAN in my underwear. Yeah, I'm also the type of girl who never leaves home without the latest edition of The Economist and a flask full of Jameson. I like to think of it as one of my more endearing qualities but many tend to think otherwise.
Secondly, I have come to find that I have an unhealthy obsession international trade and commercial diplomacy. I'm not kidding. Boring I know, but if you ever want to get me all hot and bothered just talk to me about David Ricardo's theory of comparative advantage or the contributions of Heckschler and Ohlin or Porter's diamond. That being said, I must ask this question: Was I the only one completely and utterly devastated that we lost both Milton Freidman and John Kenneth Gallbraith last year? Such a sad time for economics... Well, at least Adam Smith's now appearing on the UK's twenty pound note.
Blah, blah, blah... It's not like anything I write here is going to really convey my true personality, so if you want learn more "about me" drop me a line. Just don't be creepy about it.

My Interests

Learning anything, people who challenge me, doing things even though I know that it's going to hurt in the morning or when I sober up, drunken debauchery with my friends, asking myself "What would Tyler Durden do?", discussing the two subjects that should never be talked about: religion and politics, skinny dipping, night swimming, how things work, radical social change and revolution, trying my best to shop for things without brand names so I don’t feel like such a corporate whore and failing miserably at it, dadaism, sarcasm, cynicism, Jameson, imported beer, acting on impulse, going to the zoo, random weekend road trips, urban adventures, animals, acing tests without studying, art, bonfire parties, my bed, trying to achieve cirrhosis, jumping in puddles, being inspired, playing tag or hide-and-go-seek in the dark, camping, reading, travelling, dealing with uncomfortable silences, skepticism, food that fries my tongue off, poker, black jack, nudity, going running after midnight, people who put up with me, the great and divine Flying Spaghetti Monster, being outside, hiking, getting and making drunken phone calls at three in the morning, trying to comprehend infinity, trampolines, when people play with my hair, late night drives, referencing South Park whenever possible, fucking up and learning from it, sailing, concerts, writing, trying to solve all of the world's problems, being in love, being in lust, not coming home for days, skipping class, not remembering the night before, etc.

I'd like to meet:


My ultimate fantasy is to be transported back to the golden age of ancient Greece to meet two of my biggest heroes: Epicurus the pleasure philosopher and Diogenes the cynic. That way, I could spend one day frolicking about Epicurus' garden philosophizing about (and more importantly taking part in) the pleasures of life (i.e. pretty flowers, wine, cheese, and a lot of sex), then spend the next with Diogenes in his tub eating nothing but onions, relieving our bowels all over the city's beautiful monuments, and harassing Plato… I'm not sure how down I'd be about the whole masturbating in the business district thing like he was, but I guess that'll all depend on how strong the wine is when I get there…
However, realistically, I'd be happy to meet people who also enjoy and are willing to partake in my love for intellectual conversations and drunken depravity. Extra points if they interrupt my sleep patterns; I'm too young to be this well rested all of the time.

Music:

Anyone angry with an instrument.

Movies:

Mostly movies that weren't made solely for commercial interest. I can count my favorite "blockbusters" on one hand, but the others are mostly comprised of indies, really offensive and vulgar comedies, the few somewhat accurate historical dramas, foreign films, weird artsy movies, and biographical peices on my favorite intellectual libertines.

Television:

If it's not on LINK, FSTV, or CSPAN I probably haven't seen it. However, I have a soft spot for Comedy Central and it's stunting my mental growth, but I don't care.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Richard Brautigan, Chuck Palahniuk, Charles Bukowski, Isaac Asimov, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Daniel Quinn, Langston Hughes, Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare, Mark Twain, Henry Rollins, and so many more. I can't fathom why some people hate to read.

Heroes:

In no particular order: Zarathushtra, Lao-tze, Sakyamuni Buddha, all of the Buddhas, all of the Mahaviras, John Kenneth Gallbraith, Milton Friedman, Marquis de Sade, Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Diogenes, Jiddu Krishnamurti, Eli Wiesel, Stephen W. Hawking, Albert Einstein, the Dalai Lama, Albert Schweitzer, Henry David Thoreau, Jalal Al-Din Rumi, Thich Nhat Hanh, Charles Darwin, Alfred Russel Wallace, Epicurus, Carl Sagan, Victor Frankl, Nelson Mandela, Mohandas Gandhi, Karl Marx, Giordiano Bruno, Niccolo Machiavelli, Friedrich Nietzsche, Mark Twain, Thomas Paine, Robert Green Ingersoll, and, of course, my daddy.

My Blog

Ojai Love.

You're a true Ojai-an if:- Circle K brings back fond memories for you- You've seen the Libby Park fountain soaped.- You've driven down to the east end just to smell the orange blossoms.- You've watche...
Posted by Linnea on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:10:00 PST

Back by popular request: The Drinking Survey

Date: Dec 1 2006 5:34 PM1. What is your favorite beer?Tsing Tao, all the way. That stuff is like water to me.2. What is your favorite liquor?Jameson. I can't drink without it, or else I feel like I'm ...
Posted by Linnea on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST

Hahahahahahahaha!

Greed: Very Low   Gluttony: Very Low   Wrath: Medium   Sloth: Very Low   Envy: Very Low   Lust: Very High   Pride: Very Low &a...
Posted by Linnea on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:20:00 PST