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Pretti Toni Montana

U Want 2 B Me, But U're Lacking the Class and the Cash $$$$$$

About Me

I'm married with 2 wonderful kids, a son 14 and daughter 2
Name: Pretti Toni Montana
Birthdate: June 1971...Dang she old as mutha!
Birthplace: St. Louis, MO
Current Location: Soulard, Southside
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 100 lbs. plus a little somethin' somethin'
Piercings: My Ears
Tatoos: Yeah, I got 5 but u can't see them... I gotta maintain a professional image!
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Husband, Mr. Tony Montana
Overused Phraze: Pimpin'...Say hello to my little Friend
FAVORITES
Food: Chicken Wraps
Candy: Zours
Number: ..1...Need you ask!?!?!?
Color: Black, like my husband..JAMAICA born and raised.
Animal: Leopard
Drink: Orange Juice
Alcohol Drink: Smirnoff Ice, once in a great, great while.
Bagel: Apple Crumb
Letter: A... to match that ..1
Body Part on Opposite sex: Abs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, but I don't drink soda
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mickey D's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Ice Baby
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate...Where r we going with this? Do I need to leave the room?
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Dog...Them cats r 2 bitchy, aint enough room for me and them!
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Summer...Sh*t, Laclede Gas b trippin'!!!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love...I Luv Money
YOUR...
Bedtime: 9:00
Most Missed Memory: Being with my grandmother, Lil' Bit R.I.P 1936-1999
Best phyiscal feature: Hair, eyes, and smile
First Thought Waking Up: DAM*
Goal for this year: Purchase a home...The Mardi Gras is driving me out.
Best Friends: New York from "Flavor of Love", Rhonda, Demeres, Ms. Wright, Katina
Weakness: To see someone cry
Fears: That the republicans will always cheat! That I'll die before I my kids r adults
Heritage: 95% African American, 3% Native America, and 2% European
Longest relationship: I let you know if and when I get a divorce...!!!!
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Don't need that...I'm way toooo Cool for that
Ever been Drunk: YEP...Hiccup!
Ever been beaten up: Yep
Ever beaten someone up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Yep... I just got out of Clayton lock up 5 mins. ago!
Ever Skinny Dipped: Everytime I take a bath
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Duhh...I dunno
Been Dumped Lately: Hell to da Naw!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: African American Man!
Favorite Hair Color: African American Man!
Short or Long: African American Man!
Height: African American Man!
Style: African American Man!
Looks or Personality: African American Man!
Hot or Cute Hotttt..and you thought I was going to say African American Man!
Drugs and Alcohol: No thanks...He's Driving
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular African American Man!
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1, this guy I met in the club...a real lonely bastard
What country do you want to Visit: The "Mother Land" and England
How do you want to Die: Happy
Been to the Mall Lately: Of course...didn't I just say I just out of Clayton!
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO
Get along with your Parents: My mom yes, my father no
Health Freak: NO
Do you think your Attractive: U be the judge of that, please look to the left and up
Believe in Yourself: I have to...HELLO...I am a "BLACK WOMAN"
Want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Drink: NO
Shower Daily: NO
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Want to get Married: I'm 2 steps ahead of your game
Do you want Children: I don't want anymore...I'ma buy the next one
Have your future kids names planned out: Yes...And I know where I'm buying him from!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 35, that isn't considered child porn is it?
Hate anyone: Dem cheating elephants
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My Interests

Reading, watching reality TV, shopping, going to Jamaica...did I mention that's where my husband is from?

I'd like to meet:

Ms. New York and her mom, Janet Jackson, my husband's dad, Sanaa Lathan

Music:

Hip Hop, R&B, and Reggae Pimp Juice .. Add a video to your site foxylayouts.com

Television:

I Love New York,Flavor of Love 1 & 2, Surreal Life, Wife Swap, Trading Spouses, Judge Mathis, Girlfriends, Extreme MakeOver: Home Edition, Fox 2 News, Divorce Court...I need a Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

"Sisters of the APF" by Zane "Coldest Winter Ever" and "No Disrespect" by Sister Souljah and "Little Mama's Rules" by Sheneska Jackson

Heroes:

My grandmother R.I.P 'Lit Bit' 1936-1999. I love and miss you soooo much!!!

My Blog

Alpha Phi Fuckem'

How many of you have read "Sisters of the APF"?  Dam* good book by Zane.
Posted by Pretti Toni Montana on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST

Flavor of Love

How many people think New York will bring those leftover "Chickenheads" to shame? COUNTDOWN TO KNOCKDOWN
Posted by Pretti Toni Montana on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:28:00 PST