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stevie chaniqua

the real ugly betty

About Me

As a wide eyed farmers son in the lake district, Stevies days consisted of making ponds, talking to pigs and collecting chickens. His childhood could easily be compared to that of Mary Ellen Walton, or the fat one from 'Little House on the Prarie'. Stevie began to grow into a typical northern teenager, spending hours on an evening sculpting his hair into perfectly symmetrical quiffed curtains using cheap green hair gel bought from the local co-op superstore before going cowtipin or hog wrestling. By the time Stevie was 16 he could finally read and write and decided to sit some exams. They went ok and he went to UCL to study Zoololgy. This is where he met a fabulous bunch of london lovelies. They opened his eyes to just how depraved the world can be...he left behind his tweed clad science background and opted instead for a world full of drugs, alcohol and group sex... the world of fashion. As you read this Stevie can be found half naked listening to a bloc party/britney mix, thrusting his pelvis against some coked up oriental in a rather lovely victorian conversion in Camden Town. But all he really wants is a dog and a veggie patch....and universal peace.. Get your own Free, Cool layout at MySpace Layouts
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My Interests

MY BIKE!!!! Its changed my life, yay for two wheels! ive just started volunteering on a nature reserve, that rocks,stick insects are my new best mates. Old cartoons e.g: gummi bears, raggy dolls,ch-ch-ch-chip and dales rescue rangers, syril sneer, bert racoon. Ermmm, Picking daffodils in Spring, pims and lemonade in Summer, Jumping in piles of leaves in Autumn, Big cardigans in Winter. Watching movies (70s horror and American teen/brat pack are my faves), Music, photography, travelling when i can afford it,galleries, museums, helping dad on the farm, climbing trees, watering my herbs and watchin them grow...my mint is well massive.

I'd like to meet:

laid back, down to earth people who have similar tastes and interests as me...cant take themselves too seriously and love to laugh loudly and stroke kittens...no fats, lesbians or orientals....and definitely no fat oriental lesbians...thanks... oh...also...i love anybody who thinks the littlest hobo (80s nomadic crime solving husky in middle america), the secret world of alex mac (post nuclear waste spill teenager becomes body morphing conspiracy fighter) and captain planet (animated pollution fighting super hero) should be repeated all day...every day....forever

Music:

anything but that painfully shit tune from the TMobile ad, you know, the one where she sings about blades of grass and sounds like Callistia Flockheart on her death bed, from far far away. I do like bloc party, the caesars,willy mason, the zutons, clash, duke spirit, prince, gorillas, funeral for a friend, kate bush, lindsey lohan (sooo bad its fab) daft punk, interpol,hot hot heat. did go through a blue grass stage last year but couldnt get to grips with the fiddle. When im out i'll dance to anythin i can dance like a twat to.

Movies:

the ice storm, romy and michelles high school reunion, edward scissor hands,tarnation,goonies,breakfast club,battle royale,wish you were here,tremmors,batteries not included,invasion of the body snatchers,hairspray,pink flamingos, night of the evil dead, the video dead, house of a thousand corpses, critters, mean girls, clueless, garden state, happiness, hedwig and the angry inch, drop dead gorgeous,mysterious skin, happiness, slap her shes french, heathers, ring, the others, all about my mother, bully, kids...all larry clark, the good girl, donny darko, virgin suicides, election, legally blonde (sorry), sideways....could go on forever............

Television:

anything with fern britton, or yvette fielding in night vision....mooooooooost hauuuunted

Books:

liar, the curious incident of the dog in the night time, portrait of dorian gray, alchemist,veronica decides to die, before night falls, running with scissors, to kill a mockingbird, animal phsychology and behaviour, fast food nation, catcher in the rye, sexual life of catherine m, how live now,once more with feeling,toast,some phrases of love...sob... hotheads,we need to talk about kevin (dark)...at the moment im reading The story of art.....great book, very thick, lots of facts i cant remember.

Heroes:

My friends and family. The cast of The Simpsons for being able to carry out day to day activities when only havin four fingers.But remember we are all heroes...you gotta search for the hero inside yourself...in the words of M People :)