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The Bonapartes

Gone like a burst of flame from a fart on match.

About Me


The Washington Post Express says: "The Bonapartes are so hot that spontaneous combustion is an ongoing concern." (2/2/06)


Well, we haven't spontaneously combusted yet, but most of us do get hot flashes. So that could have been the reference there.
EP is out now! It is being distributed by the very nice folks at Dischord Direct
You can always order it here, straight from us
...Or, it is also available at these fine area stores:
Crooked Beat Records (DC)
Revolution Records (DC)
Smash Records (DC)
CD Cellar (Arlington and Falls Church)
DCist wrote this about it :
"We're just excited right now about The Bonapartes, because we just wrote about them, and because on Saturday they're releasing the kind of short, buzz-worthy EP that's going to get people writing lots of blog entries about how awesome they are so that one day they'll sell out 9:30 out of nowhere, but we'll all have known, won't we have?"

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A Brief History of the BonapartesBen played guitar with a band (Ambassador Now!). Ben met Scott (who liked to sing and joined AN!). That band called it quits. Then Scott said, "This is Brad." Brad played guitar, but decided to play bass because he had dreamt about it one day while driving through the countryside near a radar tower. At about the same time, they all met Dex, who used to drum for the Shakedowns and liked to make healthful alcoholic concoctions and serve it in hospital mugs; the irony was not lost. They were four, but incomplete; another guitarist was needed.After meticulously casting about the DC scene with seemingly forlorn ambition, they met Eamonn, who had been playing with Bellflur. Interestingly enough, he had been biding his time for the day when he might rule the world. Eamonn agreed to join.Now they were, The Bonapartes.For a while they practiced, wrote, and talked accordingly in a decrepit little shack that bespoke of their emergent sound: evoking but not limiting itself to garage, that is to say. Soon enough, they started performing. Djordje pooped in the bathwater. Before long they were playing shows all around the metro area, at places like the Black Cat, DC9, IOTA, Velvet Lounge, Galaxy Hut, etc., and earning quite a reputation for their onstage verve, which always teetered on the edge of complete breakdown.TO BE CONTINUED...


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Shows of the Recent Past:

Black Cat (DC) w/ The Oranges Band Brillobox (Pittsburgh, PA) w/ Ennui, A Great Fall, Chalk Outline Party The Brewery (Raleigh, NC) w/ the Capulets Caledonia Lounge (Athens, GA) w/ Iron Hero IOTA (Arlington, VA) w/ Metropolitan and the Third Programme The Fire (Philadelphia, PA) w/ Ar Duvall Trash Bar (Brooklyn, NY) Cake Shop (NYC) w/ Gregor Samsa and A Northern Chorus Velvet Lounge (DC) w/ Two if by Sea, Your Black Star, Avec Galaxy Hut (Arlington, VA) w/ the Guins The Fire (Philadelphia, PA) w/ the Yarrows Arlene's Grocery (NYC) Black Cat (DC) w/ The Whips and Army of Me WMUC Radio 88.1 FM (College Park, MD) Arlene's Grocery (New York, NY) Velvet Lounge (Washington, DC) w/ the Bolophonics and the Mittens DC9 (Washington, DC) w/ the Limbs and the Cassettes Black Cat (Washington, DC) w/ Sid Space IOTA (Arlington, VA) w/ R.P.M. and Greenland DC9 (Washington, DC) w/ The Hint, Hello Tokyo, The Pawns Silk City Lounge (Philadelphia, PA) The Black Cat (Washington, DC) w/ Bellflur Galaxy Hut (Arlington, VA) w/ Sid Space Velvet Lounge (Washington, DC) w/ Bona Roba, Jerra, and the Phobes DC9 (Washington, DC) w/ Bellflur and City-State Darkhorse Tavern - Roustabout! (State College, PA) w/ the A-Sides Galaxy Hut (Arlington, VA) w/ Sid Space DC9 (Washington, DC) w/ The Think & The Greenline
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/8/2004
Band Website: thebonapartes.com
Band Members: Ted , Ace , Larry , Burt , Willy
Influences: La Fee Verte & Godmothers
Sounds Like: 4'33" era John Cage, "Grotesque (After the Gramme)" era Fall, "Like a Virgin" era Madonna.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Bonapartes are Dead, part II

Ok, one more.   This will be a wake...in which the Capital City meets Charm City Friday, June 2nd The year of our lord 2006   Black Cat w/ Two if by Sea, The Hard Tomorrows, The Heavyco...
Posted by The Bonapartes on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:07:00 PST

The Bonapartes Are Dead

So long. There will be no encore.   If you're looking for other projects, Dex is the only other person in a band. Look here: myspace.com/deathbysexy  
Posted by The Bonapartes on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:49:00 PST

Delusions of Adequacy review

Delusions of Adequacy reviews the EP
Posted by The Bonapartes on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:18:00 PST

OnTap EP Review

"Listen to early EPs from Interpol or the Secret Machines, and you'll hear a great band in the making discovering what works for them. The same will be true for this self-titled EP from The Bonapartes...
Posted by The Bonapartes on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:55:00 PST

T-Shirts

Hey, we'll have t-shirts soon! I know, I know. You thought it would never happen. Well, it has. Everyone likes a t-shirt, even in the snowy cold weather. Use it as a baby's diaper. Or to clean your po...
Posted by The Bonapartes on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST

The Bonapartes on PopDrivel

hey, we got a nice review of the EP in PopDrivel, a really cool blog. check it here: http://popdrivel.blogspot.com/2006/02/bonapartes-came-saw.ht ml...
Posted by The Bonapartes on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:23:00 PST

Ben's tour notes

so we did a little road trip, and this is what happened.1/12Thursday morning it took me a stupidly long time to get all my shit together for the "tour". I'm only a sometimes list-maker, but I definite...
Posted by The Bonapartes on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:02:00 PST

The DCist's Mixtape 2005: The Bonapartes, on repeat.

The Bonapartes - "Concentric" http://www.thebonapartes.com/Audio.html Everyone who has the good fortune to see the Bonapartes, even for just one show, walks away from the performance with this song ...
Posted by The Bonapartes on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:42:00 PST

EP now available online

Even if you can't buy the darn thing from us in person, you can still be one of the first kids on your block to get the new Bonapartes EP. Just go here and go to the Merch section of the website. T...
Posted by The Bonapartes on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:00:00 PST

The Bonapartes Answer Viewer Mail, AND OTHER THINGS OF IMPORT

Yeah yeah, you thought we broke up. You probably thought youd never hear from us again, and you probably also thought that Xmas wasnt coming this year. Well, we Bonapartes are here to tell you somet...
Posted by The Bonapartes on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:03:00 PST