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himynameiscowan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



Heylo.
I am fun in that not very obvious way.
I make up for my aesthetic features by having an abundance of sarcasm and humour. That's more important than looks..isn't it?
I play guitar, not very well, in a band that you probably won't like cause we don't scream random lyrics for no reason or wear girls jeans that have our tesitcles begging for mercy. But if you would like to have a wee listen to us HERE , that would be spiffing.
If you want to impress me, please do one of the following:
Dine with me in Subway Talk about Barry White or any Cheesy 80's rock band Do not refer to me as "The Dude with THAT Chin" Laugh at least one of my jokes
That's pretty much it.

My Interests

Music:


The Offspring
Box Car Racer
Metallica
Alter Bridge
Saosin
Jimmy Eat World
Breaking Benjamin
New Found Glory
(+44)
30 Seconds To Mars
Brand New
Whitesnake
Take The Crown
Avenged Sevenfold
AC/DC
Social Code
Killswitch Engage
Funeral For A Friend
Queen
The Misfits
Story Of The Year
Senses Fail
Johnny Cash
Barry White
Def Leppard
Hans Zimmer
Harry Gregson - Williams
Deftones
Secondhand Serenade
Atreyu
Coheed And Cambria
Lionel Richie
Journey
Yellowcard

Movies:

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Television:

American Dad
Heroes
Scrubs
That 70's Show
South Park
Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place
Friends
The Simpsons
Family Guy

Books:

Batman: Hush
Knightfall
The Lord Of The Rings
Daredevil: Guardian Devil

My Blog

Ties That Bind

This has nothing to do with the quite frankly, awesome Alter Bridge song. 1.Who are you? 2.Are we friends? 3.When and how did we meet? 4.How have I affected you? 5.What do you think of me? 6.What's th...
Posted by himynameiscowan on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:52:00 PST

Orgazmo

Besides the gratuitous nudity and sex there are always a few tell tale signs that you are watching an adult movie.   The inflection is different: In a normal movie the following line of dialo...
Posted by himynameiscowan on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:23:00 PST

"Just Friends"

Hands up how many guys out there have had this said to them?   I have a few close friends who are girls, those who are seemingly able to put up my weirdness and blabbering at times, and I love th...
Posted by himynameiscowan on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:22:00 PST

Dirty Dancing

For women it is close to a religion. For me, it might as well be dubbed in Swahili. Us guys, as a rule, do not "get" Dirty Dancing. It’s basically the female Die Hard. They’ve all fucking ...
Posted by himynameiscowan on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:43:00 PST