TWO WORDS: cellophane underpants... that's all I have to say.
Jared Fogle, from SUBWAY, duh!......Man, I'd like a taste of HIS BBQ chicken sub with extra mayo.................WHAT? Like YOU wouldn't? Hypocrite.
Oh man! Nothing beats lying back in a bubble bath, grabbing a bag of Cheetos, popping in some Kenny G, and washing your dishes at the same time..........oooh yeahhhh.
"Jesus Christ, Vampire Killer" Where would we be without the old JC? Living with the undead, that's where.
......I wish T.V. stood for Teacup Vagina. Man, wouldn't that be great?......
Thanks for pointing out that I CAN'T READ, ASSHOLE! YET ANOTHER THING TO TELL MY THERAPIST! Uncontrolled trips to the park to yell at small chldren....Random acts of taking an electric razor to other people's pets.....Illiterracy........JESUS THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.......
The "Jump-To-Conclusions Mat" guy. What an acute type of genius. If I could only aspire to have a fraction of that inspired intillect..........Swoon.