Jake E. Pu

Hi. I’m John Allen McDorman IV. I have no idea where Jake came from. I guess after three Johns in a row they tend to get boring. My parents must have wanted to spice up the bloodline but uphold the “legacy” on paper. Not a bad idea, but now what am I supposed to do with myyy kid, ya know?.Somewhere I got the name Jake E. Pu, but I just go by Pu. It’s spelt that way because “Pooh” was taken by a fluffy yellow bear, and “Poo” lacks a certain amount of class. Pu. It gets you thinkin’ “Ooh, maybe he’s French…”I’m not, but at least I’m on your mind.I have a cat. He is French. He’s a badass. He will destroy you if I tell him to. Even if I don’t tell him to I trust his judgment. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t a domesticated house cat in North Hollywood.Do not fuck with Boo.I dunno how I feel about motorcycles…Sometimes when I see a Brando movie I want to poke him in the face. Long story. I love Daniel Day-Lewis. I love Marlon Brando. Gary Oldman is the Dark Horse. There Will Be Blood inspired me to grow a mustache. Last Tango in Paris made me want to have a passionate love affair. Any Gary Oldman movie makes me a little more comfortable with going insane…Seal makes me think of 2nd grade, lingerie, and Batman. I honestly think he’s the only person who could link those three things together in my mind, so I dig him. Props, Seal. You can come to my birthday party. Oh, and Billy Zane too.